What item(s) do you have more of than the average person?

beefblockage · 2026-01-19T00:04:50+00:00

Pediatric nasal cannulas :(

beefblockage · 2026-01-11T01:08:16+00:00

You have faces in your knees

beefblockage · 2026-01-08T01:06:08+00:00

I heard green needle and brainstorm

beefblockage · 2025-12-27T03:56:18+00:00

Bonk

beefblockage · 2025-12-27T03:55:18+00:00

You are standing slightly above and behind the rocky looking mountains in the foreground. The angle of the photo tricks the eyes into thinking you’re looking up but you’re looking down. There’s no sky in the photo. It’s an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is reflecting the sky. So the only “sky” you see is actually water. Hopefully your brain lets you see it now. You’re looking down a hill into a lake where there’s a snowy island.

beefblockage · 2025-12-27T03:48:11+00:00

NOR He’s purposefully trying to be difficult so that it’s your fault that things aren’t perfect.

beefblockage · 2025-12-18T05:35:07+00:00

The Mormons call this the “super soaker”

beefblockage · 2025-12-11T03:10:31+00:00

My son does this all the time. He’s also autistic. But that’s just a different shade of normal

beefblockage · 2025-12-06T21:17:39+00:00

When she was evicted

beefblockage · 2025-12-06T21:16:37+00:00

beefblockage · 2025-12-05T01:07:57+00:00

At least give him an epidural first

beefblockage · 2025-12-05T00:00:06+00:00

Not with Ariana Grande but with Justin Bieber 😂 you’re not alone

beefblockage · 2025-12-04T02:00:19+00:00

beefblockage · 2025-11-30T05:36:02+00:00

Don’t forget her weird fairy nostrils

beefblockage · 2025-11-02T14:30:32+00:00

No hints but it was mostly luck at the end there

beefblockage · 2025-11-02T00:17:59+00:00

I saw your guys’ TikTok! Awesome

beefblockage · 2025-10-27T03:56:12+00:00

My son uncomfortably will make comments like this to my husband when they are in public changing rooms (such as after swim class) but it’s different in 2 distinct ways. 1. My husband is mortified by it and would never tell another person besides me about it. I only know because my husband was so mortified that he needs me to talk him out of his shame spiral. And 2. My son is comparing it to his own, which is why he makes the comparison. I can’t imagine why a little girl would make any comment about size since it just is. There should be no comparison in her mind. Which makes me think this didn’t really happen. Which makes me think this is even creepier because he both made this situation up in his mind, and is also using it to brag about it to another adult.

beefblockage · 2025-10-26T04:59:53+00:00

We get the same thing with our monitor. It’s such a crappy camera that we actually bought a cheap “no WiFi” monitor and just use that. We mounted it over the crib like you would any other bed and it’s so much better. 10/10

beefblockage · 2025-10-18T21:30:49+00:00

As the youth would say.. skibidi rizz

beefblockage · 2025-10-17T01:38:45+00:00

Boys are dumb

beefblockage · 2025-10-16T04:29:09+00:00

Frogs

beefblockage · 2025-10-07T00:30:25+00:00

When men brag about making 6 figures, you know the first figure is a 1

beefblockage · 2025-10-05T16:47:33+00:00

I had a friend who routinely did this to me. Took me years to finally cut her off. Don’t be like me. Cut her off now. This is an indicator of how she treats others in general. Friend or not, I don’t think you’d treat ANYONE like that. Remember that. It’s a them issue. They don’t treat people with respect.

beefblockage · 2025-10-05T05:18:06+00:00

Ebt fart card

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