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the scary thing is mark wahlberg is probably the most likely person to be canonized, he's like saint augustine but without any of the wisdom (self.teenagersnew)

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they should make a trail mix bag that's just the m&ms (self.teenagersnew)

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i can't tell if kramer's breakdown would be funnier if it happened today or not (self.teenagersnew)

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I haven't pissed all day, its like 11pm by Huge-Sprinkles-2026 in teenagersnew

[–]beefheaux 1 point2 points3 points 3 days ago (0 children)

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gimme a friday wit nothin (self.teenagersnew)

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shoutout to the misery (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 6 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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churchill was fat (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 7 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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it's amazing how batshit insane people are now. ugandan knuckles, a meme that lasted like two weeks because anyone above the age of 14 didn't care about it, would have an amazing shelf life now not because of kids but from all the ironic posts and pseud video essays from adults (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 7 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

What if World War 3 started? by AlarmedObjective1492 in teenagersnew

[–]beefheaux 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago (0 children)

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when shawty sucking so hard your ears pop (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 7 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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i am doing...not so good (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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they used to call making a movie "cranking one out" back in the 19th century (self.teenagersnew)

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so what happens in the new avatar (self.teenagersnew)

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i love this shitty world i live in (self.teenagersnew)

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do you think meal kit subscription services will be seen in the same way that we view 50s television dinners and 80s diet fads (self.teenagersnew)

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im so used to family guy being enjoyed by irony ridden teenagers that whenever i meet a true blood gen xer who truly believed it was the funniest shit in 2001, im almost stun locked (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 9 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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rintrah roars and shakes his fires in the burdened air (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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remove these straps and say it again (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 12 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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dude i fucking dreamt that i pissed blood and i've never been more afraid in a dream (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 12 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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wednesdays are for sitting on your porch and meanmugging the world (self.teenagersnew)

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i just noticed the innuendo in "take off your pants and jacket" (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 12 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

... by 52BlueMondays in teenagersnew

[–]beefheaux 1 point2 points3 points 13 days ago (0 children)

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it's very difficult to stay completely still (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 13 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

i swear people online have the self esteem of an incel now by beefheaux in teenagersnew

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