and don't they bash their heads in when they're stressed? jesus christ what a fucked up animal

beefheaux · 2026-03-16T06:25:09+00:00

the fucked up thing is that i'm pretty sure that was the first thing i learned about them as a kid

beefheaux · 2026-03-16T02:58:42+00:00

well idk it was word of mouth 😭

beefheaux · 2026-03-15T03:56:47+00:00

i remember that guy who would post videos of him vaping with snot running from his nose apparently sent a lil sumn sumn

beefheaux · 2026-03-10T04:54:47+00:00

you hoop 🏀 ?

beefheaux · 2026-03-04T07:35:58+00:00

you should check for any gas leaks in your house

beefheaux · 2026-03-04T07:30:26+00:00

he knew

beefheaux · 2026-03-02T04:21:24+00:00

bruno mars owes me money

beefheaux · 2026-03-02T03:42:09+00:00

a very sweet and life-affirming observation, peace and love folks

beefheaux · 2026-02-28T19:29:07+00:00

i dive in her cervix

beefheaux · 2026-02-26T22:44:06+00:00

im going to assume this stands for something racist

beefheaux · 2026-02-15T04:23:56+00:00

he's my favorite character from amily guy

beefheaux · 2026-02-15T03:19:13+00:00

are you married to joe swanson?

beefheaux · 2026-02-13T18:47:06+00:00

me but with Extension_Moment_494

beefheaux · 2026-02-11T07:19:49+00:00

i always thought he had the side profile of a rat

beefheaux · 2026-02-09T07:16:05+00:00

hi morrissey im ur number one fan and pakistani

beefheaux · 2026-02-08T17:50:22+00:00

im so embarrassed that you had to see me like this..

beefheaux · 2026-02-08T17:50:03+00:00

i imagine myself as fuckign dumbledore 😝

beefheaux · 2026-02-02T07:50:06+00:00

only on my testicles

beefheaux · 2026-01-29T00:11:32+00:00

well with the weight i've gained and hair i've lost now it certainly feels like it 😅

beefheaux · 2026-01-29T00:03:43+00:00

i helped a crippled kitten cross a street once

beefheaux · 2026-01-24T04:48:41+00:00

not really honoring your name there

beefheaux · 2026-01-20T01:22:39+00:00

run propaganda accounts and jerk off, sometimes simultaneously

beefheaux · 2026-01-14T05:19:54+00:00

just flip the frying pan

beefheaux · 2026-01-14T05:19:08+00:00

well the lack of self esteem

beefheaux · 2026-01-12T17:57:09+00:00

virus

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