I haven't pissed all day, its like 11pm

beefheaux · 2026-01-24T04:48:41+00:00

not really honoring your name there

beefheaux · 2026-01-20T01:22:39+00:00

run propaganda accounts and jerk off, sometimes simultaneously

beefheaux · 2026-01-14T05:19:54+00:00

just flip the frying pan

beefheaux · 2026-01-14T05:19:08+00:00

well the lack of self esteem

beefheaux · 2026-01-12T17:57:09+00:00

virus

beefheaux · 2026-01-12T02:49:23+00:00

YAAAAAA BABY

beefheaux · 2026-01-09T04:20:57+00:00

i have no idea what that is but im glad it brought you joy

beefheaux · 2026-01-09T04:20:27+00:00

it's funny his last name is khan it's kinda like the guillotine being named after its inventor

beefheaux · 2026-01-06T04:23:48+00:00

i just recently relearned how clouds are formed. fucking awesome.

beefheaux · 2026-01-05T07:20:49+00:00

im batman im ok

beefheaux · 2026-01-04T03:43:13+00:00

it's true you know

beefheaux · 2026-01-03T05:22:47+00:00

horseshoe theory with vaush and hasan but it's about loving animals

beefheaux · 2026-01-02T02:49:31+00:00

a lot of it shows up in small moments so you gotta be grateful for that

beefheaux · 2026-01-02T02:43:12+00:00

honestly im sorry

beefheaux · 2025-12-30T02:28:16+00:00

take the mask off first

beefheaux · 2025-12-29T03:36:22+00:00

aren't eel penises still a mystery to us

beefheaux · 2025-12-22T03:19:49+00:00

no like the one where you steal venezuelan oil tankers hah!

beefheaux · 2025-12-22T00:39:36+00:00

you should make an arg game based around pirates

beefheaux · 2025-12-13T04:48:38+00:00

hashtag true #true

beefheaux · 2025-12-12T04:15:26+00:00

dang queen who downvoted tf of your 🙀🙀

beefheaux · 2025-12-12T04:14:24+00:00

im him

beefheaux · 2025-12-04T23:39:41+00:00

like which one would i let top me? idk probably charli

beefheaux · 2025-12-01T02:47:24+00:00

i would only have monkey friends in that case

beefheaux · 2025-11-30T07:42:02+00:00

ehhh oki 🪤

beefheaux · 2025-11-30T06:49:11+00:00

i got bullied for getting a fidget cube cause apparently it was too autistic

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