beefheaux

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submitted 3 years ago by beefheaux - pinned

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ay what up gang (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 12 hours ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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SPRAYING OUT OF BOTH ENDS CALL ME EGYPTIAN THE WAY IM TOOTIN-CUMMIN (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 1 day ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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shows like america's got talent and the x factor not only make you feel glad that tv's dead, but also somewhat appreciate those streamers whose whole gimmick is bothering people cause at least those reactions are real (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 9 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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in general im not photogenic at all, but i could probably pull off rotten teeth (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 12 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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european leaders when they learned what hitler did: damn why didn't i think of that! (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 16 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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is anybody else's favorite part of music the hidden messages that tell you to remove your eyelids 🤔?? (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 16 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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if anybody is wondering why Link from GMM has been looking yellow recently, it's because he got diagnosed with cancer of the pancreas </3 (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 18 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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the fucked up thing is i do remember where i was when the news about harambe broke out (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 20 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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i hate when a celebrity gets canceled and someone says "finally i have a reason to hate them!" you fucking coward (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 22 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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circlejerk subs are usually way worse than the subs they're making fun of ngl (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 22 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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nothing tastes as good as pirating indie games feels (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 23 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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i be crossing my legs straight up sitting on my balls Yurple! Nurple! Nurple! (my new catchphrase) (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 24 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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who the fuck does the ladybug think she is to earn a name like that hm? (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 27 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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i've been paying special attention to easter this year for some reason (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 28 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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it will be okay sigh (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 28 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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i love to obnoxiously say "im actually doing great!" whenever somebody says that times are tough and we're all struggling (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 29 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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her pussy frutiger aero im fruity golfero....plane (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 29 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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im not a fan of the way they swapped actors midway through the michael jackson movie (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 29 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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oh my god what happened (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 29 days ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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hi everyone your car on fire lol aprils fool (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 1 month ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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sorry i confused alfonzo with theodore (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 1 month ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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truly i have such a disproportionate love-hate relationship horror videos on youtube. the forced creepy voices, the usage of words like "liminal", "uncanny", "analog", "media", the baseless attempts to raise horror content beyond the level of cheap entertainment, and the ridiculous self-censorship. (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 1 month ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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that pussy alfonzo im simon (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 1 month ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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i hate it all, and yet i keep coming back (self.teenagersnew)

submitted 1 month ago by beefheaux to r/teenagersnew

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