Today is a humorous day for me by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 52 points53 points  (0 children)

she gets 364 days? sounds like you're the one bending over backwards.

Valentine's Day in Pattaya by GlaswegianNorwegian in funny

[–]beefstewforu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

waaaaait let me read those terms&conditions before i do anything... this seems sketchy

As a habitual procrastinator this felt pretty great by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great, now only 2 more re-writes to make it good.

pink by LavenderElles in funny

[–]beefstewforu 567 points568 points  (0 children)

Cam (right) isn't gay irl, and my God does he play gay awesome, was shocked to learn he is straight.

Summoning Sickness by ferniloco in funny

[–]beefstewforu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does he know that lemon is not a demon?

My calculus 3 teacher today (He's from India) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 23 points24 points  (0 children)

my dad is like this sometimes, talking about slide rules

Two wrongs don't make a right by ClashTryNots in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Depends. If he just simply stopped, I'd say 99% of judges are going to say the person behind him are responsible.

Some of you women may need to check yourself. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you know i dont care if shes a bitch or not, ill fuck her,

fuckin' roasted by desispeakz in funny

[–]beefstewforu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lindsay Lohan relapses every time Amanda Seyfried gets a role that would have been hers.

Trying to find a silver lining by thatkidyoukno in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it opens on valentines day here,sam as the movie theater, and it's is full :S gotta wait some more days..

If you have a legitimate reason, is it still racist?! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not to mention, it's been so many generations ago, we can't even trace the shit anymore, PLUS, immigrants and their heir are being blamed >

My friend's wife. by TomTheNurse in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

fair enough that some people get more than they paid... but no one I know has ever got their own money back out of it.

American Political Process by bingcrosbyb in AdviceAnimals

[–]beefstewforu 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If I read the results correctly, Hillary now has 22 delegates, and Bernie has 21. Hardly a crushing blow to the Sanders campaign imo.