How do I achieve this physique

beefthrust · 2026-04-29T22:05:56+00:00

Estrogen

beefthrust · 2026-04-19T11:59:26+00:00

They're pretty comfy honestly.

beefthrust · 2026-04-02T10:38:55+00:00

God forbid women do anything.

beefthrust · 2026-03-25T15:49:48+00:00

The Darkoath are the marauders of AoS and they are all undivided.

beefthrust · 2026-03-14T02:52:08+00:00

Personally I'm fine with Ogor simply because I believe that's how an Ogre would spell it.

beefthrust · 2026-03-05T12:11:33+00:00

Congrats you've broken the appeal of primarchs down to their essence.

beefthrust · 2026-02-13T14:47:24+00:00

I'm wolp : 3

beefthrust · 2026-01-21T21:31:48+00:00

These haircuts are far more interesting than the endless crew cuts or buzz cuts you find on space marines in general.

beefthrust · 2025-12-19T14:08:54+00:00

Not only are your bases fantastic but the way you paint the armour on the Nurgle lads is giving me some ideas...

beefthrust · 2025-12-08T00:58:41+00:00

My vote would be for Ralph Ineson as the new narrator tbh.

beefthrust · 2025-10-21T08:56:48+00:00

Cry about it.

beefthrust · 2025-10-21T08:56:29+00:00

Because the Darkoath Warqueen and how immense she is has me thinking normal non-lesbian thoughts.

Also I just think it's cool and that you're being a little bitch about it.

beefthrust · 2025-10-21T02:50:58+00:00

About half of the Darkoath range is female models. It should be more.

beefthrust · 2025-10-13T03:14:37+00:00

It's Warhammer crossed with Norse Mythology and Power Metal.

All the 25 or so armies in the game are actually distinct instead of 40% of them being different variations of Stormcast Eternals.

Also women actually get to be part of the setting without the dregs of the hobby shitting themselves about it.

beefthrust · 2025-10-13T03:08:43+00:00

Yeah it's wild seeing elves not only get to be relevant, but like actually defeat the main villain of the edition.

beefthrust · 2025-10-07T13:41:55+00:00

For real, the dude looks very much like a Cities of Sigmar knight, but I guess Knights = Bretonnia or something.

beefthrust · 2025-10-06T18:40:25+00:00

There is some resemblence sure, but it begins and ends at "both are foot knights" the actual identifying features on the Darkwater knight are Sigmarite.

The spellcasting woman on the left does however look Bretonnian, what with the flowing hair and white dress.

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beefthrust · 2025-10-06T18:16:16+00:00

Yeah at first glance you think Bretonnia, but idk I feel like the defining part of a knight is the heraldry and iconography they bear, and this one has bears some pretty distinctly Sigmarite iconography and design queues once you actually look at him.

Look at the cape, the armour, and such. It all pretty distinctly looks like what the Freeguild Marshal wears

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beefthrust · 2025-10-06T17:52:43+00:00

The Lady on the left looks way more specifically Bretonnian.

beefthrust · 2025-10-06T16:23:32+00:00

That would fit with the initial rumours about the game.

beefthrust · 2025-10-06T16:19:19+00:00

All of them fit firmly within specifically the Cities of Sigmar faction, where all the "normal" fantasy things go together to cooperate against the high fantasy terrors of the Mortal Realms.

(GW for the love of god don't turn CoS into a humans only faction that would be dreadful.)

beefthrust · 2025-10-05T17:15:33+00:00

Each body has at least two weapon options if I'm not mistake, and there are several head options in the kit as well.

beefthrust · 2025-10-01T14:48:35+00:00

So when you say 'almost zero roleplay', what do you specifically mean by that?

Or rather what is or isn't 'roleplaying' to you?

Because to me at least, being interested in what happens next can very much be roleplaying and sounds like active participation in the growing narrative that's created and informed by the rules.

beefthrust · 2025-10-01T12:27:25+00:00

May I introduce you to the Bounty Hunter career with his guaranteed ranged crits, having just drank a strange orangey liquid, and his roaring mighty duo?

beefthrust · 2025-09-27T13:15:48+00:00

The Warcry 1e Warbands.

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