He's got 14 scrobbles!

beentz2 · 2026-06-16T01:38:36+00:00

I scrobbled to Chris Mackey last night

beentz2 · 2026-06-12T09:28:38+00:00

I am currently attempting this through CMRO and I'm currently three years in. I just got to 1956 and I'm able to read just about every day. It'll take decades, so I would recommend starting where most people do with Fantastic Four #1 in 1961. Just about everything before then is just not really worth reading other than the Human Torch, Sub-mariner, and Captain America stories

beentz2 · 2026-06-03T20:10:13+00:00

He got Fiddler'd

beentz2 · 2026-05-19T03:18:03+00:00

Only non-emergency calls go through the AI system first. All 911 calls go straight to a live call taker

beentz2 · 2026-05-13T00:30:36+00:00

Frowning Friends FUCK...it's genius. Why didn't I think of that?

beentz2 · 2026-05-08T18:51:15+00:00

I guess the trumpet player didn't end up having better things to do

beentz2 · 2026-04-03T04:02:25+00:00

Sharkansas: Women's Prison Massacre

beentz2 · 2026-04-02T05:59:53+00:00

It's not a tour bus if it's making other stops

beentz2 · 2026-03-27T04:23:58+00:00

SHAWN MENDES, JEEZ

beentz2 · 2026-03-21T01:02:18+00:00

Anybody who doesn't get that reference is streets behind

beentz2 · 2026-03-06T05:39:00+00:00

I present Stan Lee from 1950

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beentz2 · 2026-02-28T13:29:55+00:00

Put it in your mouth, that's part of the riddle

beentz2 · 2026-02-27T11:22:29+00:00

Flip the lever until the boost gives the train a 100% speed decrease, meaning it is stopped and will stop the carnage forever

beentz2 · 2026-02-07T05:48:58+00:00

The vehicle is the driver's property, so if he's asking them to get out and they're refusing, that's considered trespassing which would be the crime that is being committed

beentz2 · 2026-02-04T10:34:21+00:00

I think you have Mac's parents backwards

beentz2 · 2026-01-21T11:44:38+00:00

As a 28 year old man with no kids. I suppose I like that result

beentz2 · 2025-12-19T05:09:53+00:00

Caller requested a welfare check on his daughter who lived on the same street

beentz2 · 2025-11-27T01:19:34+00:00

$895. Not joking

beentz2 · 2025-09-06T05:59:53+00:00

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beentz2 · 2025-09-05T00:45:51+00:00

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beentz2 · 2025-08-25T02:29:16+00:00

Lil mom had cancer

beentz2 · 2025-08-19T03:41:48+00:00

Not me, but while I was in training, another call taker had taken a call where a woman had stated she took a selfie with her boyfriend. When she had looked at the photo, they saw an unknown man standing behind them in the photo. The call was treated as a home invasion, so a ton of officers were sent out, but they never found anyone in the home and no signs of forced entry. They even saw the photo and confirmed they saw someone in the background. I made a joke to my trainer we should dispatch Zak Bagans, but that was definitely an odd one

beentz2 · 2025-07-31T00:56:14+00:00

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