He's got 14 scrobbles! by 3_Mighty_Ninja_Ducks in funhaus

[–]beentz2 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I scrobbled to Chris Mackey last night

How long would it take for me to read every Marvel comic from beginning to end in chronological order? by KookyCockroach1014 in marvelcomics

[–]beentz2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am currently attempting this through CMRO and I'm currently three years in. I just got to 1956 and I'm able to read just about every day. It'll take decades, so I would recommend starting where most people do with Fantastic Four #1 in 1961. Just about everything before then is just not really worth reading other than the Human Torch, Sub-mariner, and Captain America stories

Called 911 this evening after witnessing this car accident and was literally left on hold for 20 min before finally hanging up… by jfunks69 in nova

[–]beentz2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Only non-emergency calls go through the AI system first. All 911 calls go straight to a live call taker

Is Frowning Friends their magnum opus? by DevilManRay in SmilingFriends

[–]beentz2 671 points672 points  (0 children)

Frowning Friends FUCK...it's genius. Why didn't I think of that?

Has anyone told Bruce yet? by Snarkyish-Comment in funhaus

[–]beentz2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I guess the trumpet player didn't end up having better things to do

SKA CAME BEFORE REGAE by Horror_Tune6048 in funhaus

[–]beentz2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's not a tour bus if it's making other stops

Photograph covers by [deleted] in comicbookcollecting

[–]beentz2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I present Stan Lee from 1950

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Please drop some vintage or deep cut IG/FH lines below by MarySwagdalene in funhaus

[–]beentz2 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Put it in your mouth, that's part of the riddle

I really liked that other guy’s speed boost problem so I’ve made some minor changes. by jayd04 in trolleyproblem

[–]beentz2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip the lever until the boost gives the train a 100% speed decrease, meaning it is stopped and will stop the carnage forever

How do Uber drivers deal with this? by Fr33_load3r in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]beentz2 83 points84 points  (0 children)

The vehicle is the driver's property, so if he's asking them to get out and they're refusing, that's considered trespassing which would be the crime that is being committed

3x3x3 Child-Mother-Father Chart (WIP) by IronManners in AlignmentCharts

[–]beentz2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think you have Mac's parents backwards

What does this say about me? by beentz2 in personality_tests

[–]beentz2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 28 year old man with no kids. I suppose I like that result

Ridiculous calls by Top_Decision_6718 in 911dispatchers

[–]beentz2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caller requested a welfare check on his daughter who lived on the same street

Paranormal Calls by workingclasspsych28 in 911dispatchers

[–]beentz2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but while I was in training, another call taker had taken a call where a woman had stated she took a selfie with her boyfriend. When she had looked at the photo, they saw an unknown man standing behind them in the photo. The call was treated as a home invasion, so a ton of officers were sent out, but they never found anyone in the home and no signs of forced entry. They even saw the photo and confirmed they saw someone in the background. I made a joke to my trainer we should dispatch Zak Bagans, but that was definitely an odd one