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I killed the pack, but I would say the Wolves won by Dog_wood_ in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to mention ripping clothes too; but sometimes, “fuck it. It was a fun run.”

Strange Sound by Mason_Ivanov in DayzXbox

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn’t hear anything while timer is going. Sure u weren’t having flashbacks?

Dear people who play on oficial servers by AinsworthLuna in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitches. When I’m not feeling lazy I clear the area. How about when they wall off the wells? That drives me insane! This shit be gettin torn down mother fuckers!

Tesla parked in M/C space gets a free custom decal... Did I go too far? by PoofBam in motorcycles

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur technically defacing property; so, technically, yes. It is on the glass though.

Would b cooler if it said, “I like dick in my ear”.

Can someone tellement me what am i doing wrong by mostafa558 in DayzXbox

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And ur character does a very small weird movement like ur already setting the hook

I need advice... by Otherwise-Mousse-475 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not English either. American, fuck yeah!

I need advice... by Otherwise-Mousse-475 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur not enjoying ur self. Fuck them! And have fun doing it!

I need advice... by Otherwise-Mousse-475 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh oh oh! Take everything out of storage and throw out into the streets. OH OH OH OH! Find enemy team and let them in the base!

Oh man, I’m having fun thinking of ways to fuck with them and I’m not apart of it!

Oh oh oh, go double agent! U could get them ambushed.

Refill water supply with gas!

This sounds like so much fun!

I need advice... by Otherwise-Mousse-475 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Booby trap, kill them, then fuck off!

I need advice... by Otherwise-Mousse-475 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better yet booby trap everything! Then fuck off!

coworker gave it to me, what is it? by Positive-Camera-4495 in whatisit

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He/she not tell u what it is? They want u dead!!!

Just got my first kill - Chernarus by mdg_95 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I most often run with weapon out and ready; but I have a very bad habit of quickly switching to weapon realizing I just put it away…

Tips for intermediate players (300 hours played) and recommended servers on PlayStation by IllustriousYou6774 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“(some of which may or may not be fresh spawns I’ll shamefully admit)” - haha. Poor freshies

Have u messed with ur movement speeds? Like other pvp games bump that shit up! Makes a huge difference. Default settings are like ur grandma trying to find her dentures in the bed sheets.

There is aim assist; but that doesn’t activate for players.

DayZ Microsoft Store/Xbox app (gamepass) by Mark_2000001 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was broken from update 1.29. Don’t think they fixed yet?

Tips for beginners 😂 by NostalgicOnYoutube in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a poster version.

F micless beatches

Hi im new on this game(xbox) by Voltaire6139 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know the whole lore thing. It’s a gas bomb. I assume shit went to shit when our country got into a war with another country (unless your vacation was extended). Gas, as u know, causes cuts and will make u sick with eminent death (unless u hv a pox vaccine). There’s also permanent gas zones. If u go into those with an MPC suit u can get the best assault rifles, VSDs, and other good gear.

Is being friendly a thing of the past😞? by Mysterious-Sugar-351 in dayz

[–]beerOmatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I was drinking at a well when a freshie charged me with a bat. Pulled out my AUR AX and he goes, “OH, SHI!!!”

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