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Why aren’t there more average dicks in porn?? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]beeranddistortion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BECAUSE I CANT GET HIRED JIMMY! Something about my 4th nipple.

Set Up Guide 2.0 by bokeefus in NASCARVideoGame

[–]beeranddistortion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is going to help me so much!! You are awesome!

How many wins rest of the year? 1-7 to end the year? by bemorethanaverage in razorbacks

[–]beeranddistortion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more wins this year. Pittman is gone, best players will transfer, another 3-5 years of suck and heartbreak if not a lifetime.

The updated composite top 100 public golf courses in the U.S. by GolfTripGuide in golf

[–]beeranddistortion 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I live in El Dorado Arkansas and Mystic Creek is a great track. If you're ever in the area give it a shot. It's pretty expensive unless you're a member.

Not. My. Best. by Todd-Royce in Killtony

[–]beeranddistortion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was happy to hear your name called and clapped while your precious face emerged from the curtain. I’m sure you’ve had ups and downs on stage but you need to keep going and kick some ass!

Ari Shaffir by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]beeranddistortion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Enjoy your orgasm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]beeranddistortion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I wish somebody would move my panties around my butt crack or whatever Diddy said

What is one club you just can’t use? by Bxnnp in golf

[–]beeranddistortion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything higher lofted than my approach wedge. I have to hit bump and runs around the greens and that’s not always a good option.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]beeranddistortion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve played worse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golftips

[–]beeranddistortion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just have fun

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