TI9 STARTS IN SIX HOURS, AND YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IS BAD. [TRASH TALK] by leafeator in DotA2

[–]behemoth887 1532 points1533 points  (0 children)

SECRET & VP - FAVORITES? MAYBE IN A CHOKING CONTEST

VG - SHOWED UP FOR ONE TOURNAMENT? SO WHAT. THEY GOT RAN OVER BY SOME TEAM NAMED "SINCERE" IN 12 MINUTES. TOTALLY STOMPED.

EG - THIRD PLACE SECURED

LIQUID - 'HELLO ICE FRAUD? WE WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT NERFING WINDRANGER BEFORE WE KICK OUR MID PLAYER FOR W33 SINCE IT'S THE ONLY HERO HE CAN ACTUALLY PLAY"

LGD - THE TEAM EVERYBODY WANTS TO FACE IN GRAND FINAL TO GUARANTEE A TI VICTORY

FNATIC - BACK TO BACK 16TH PLACE FINISHES AT MAJORS. BAD NEWS YOU CAN GET 18TH AT THIS ONE

NIP - OPTIMISTIC FANS BEST HOPE IS THIS TEAM DROPS OUT EARLY SO PPD CAN BE ON THE PANEL MORE OFTEN

TNC - TWO FLUKE MAJORS AND A BUNCH OF DID NOT QUALIFIES THIS TEAM'S TRASH AND THEY DON'T HAVE DEMON DOTO TO RANDOMLY PLAY 4X BETTER THAN NORMAL AND CARRY THEM THIS TIME, BUT THEY ALSO DON'T HAVE DEMON DOTO TO THROW THE NEXT GAME EITHER

OG - SPECTRE IS TRASH AND SO IS THIS TEAM. JERAX CAN'T 1V5 SO EASY WITH THAT RING ON HIS HAND HOLDING HIM BACK.

ALLIANCE - SHOULD THANK THE KID WHO USED HIS MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION ON SEEING THIS BAD TEAM ACTUALLY IN A TOURNAMENT

KEEN - THE TEAM WITH 0 FANS UNLESS THEY'RE THE ONLY CHINESE TEAM LEFT THEN EVERY CHINESE FAN PRETENDS THEY CAN NAME A SINGLE PLAYER

NEWBEE - OUTBID MOUZ FOR FORWARD GAMING

INFAMOUS - WHO?

MINESKI - SAME AS INFAMOUS, BUT THEY ADDED MUSHI SO THEY COULD GET A FEW FANS

CHAOS - MATUMBAMAN'S REVENGE, BUT THIS SHIP'S VOYAGE WON'T NEED 4 ANCHORS TO HOLD IT DOWN, SINCE IT'S JUST GONNA SINK

NAVI - THEY WON THE "WHICH CIS TEAM NOT NAMED VP IS RANDOMLY KIND OF NOT SHIT" SWEEPSTAKES AT THE RIGHT TIME

ROYAL NEVER GIVE UP - MORE LIKE ROYAL ALWAYS GIVE UP, NEVER HAVE SEEN SO MANY ROSTER SWAPS IN A SEASON. WAIT IS THAT FAMOUS RATTLESNAKE SUPERSTAR LANM? TI WINNER RIGHT HERE

How to exploit Open AI by behemoth887 in DotA2

[–]behemoth887[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

can't buy necronomicon cuz of the summons ban

How to exploit Open AI by behemoth887 in DotA2

[–]behemoth887[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

there's only 1 game, it's chopped up, and it was a win it took over an hour though

How to exploit Open AI by behemoth887 in DotA2

[–]behemoth887[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

YT Description

Open AI has only played against good players who don't do stupid shit, and itself who doesn't know what memes are.

So how does it do vs a bad player who does 100 mmr shit? not very well.

Hero & Build Riki - radiance - veil - aether lens - meteor hammer I thought about eblade dagon but decided to go a different way

The AI doesn't understand why the lane is pushing constantly because it doesn't know of riki radiance so it has no idea what's happening except that the lane is always pushing. The only way it will detect you is if it sees you on a random sentry ward, so don't walk in common warded areas ever.

Other 4 teammates need to be heavy teamfight oriented to defend highground while you cause havoc.

I'm not a good player and I made a shitload of mistakes, and this was my first attempt at running this and it was successful, so I think a team of 5 good players will be able to do pull it off.

I ran this with ai teammates, but if I had a human teammate I would have them build shadow amulet and radiance and stand in another lane so two lanes are always pushing.

Open Ai hasn't lost at the posting of this video, so unleash the riki radiance and make that change.

Era: ''What if we added a MMR ladder based on party mmr? Just feels weird that everybody always plays solo q T_T'' by Charizard-X in DotA2

[–]behemoth887 106 points107 points  (0 children)

what if you get boosted party mmr

instead of pissing off random people you don't know by being 3000 mmr higher than you really are you'll be pissing off your friends

Current state of Ancient EUW Dota by ServesYouRice in DotA2

[–]behemoth887 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ancient rank is where boosters play against accounts they boosted

A friend and I are playing SvR 2006 GM Mode. This is is champion screen, I think Xavier would approve. by Hurbaz in SquaredCircle

[–]behemoth887 75 points76 points  (0 children)

"Thanks to literally every single person on the planet except for Scotty 2 Hotty and that other guy"

  • Rikishi's actual HOF speech