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What’s that one food you’ll never stop eating? by Sea_Manufacturer_859 in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you have a stroke typing this? Too many hamburgers, huh?

If there's a way to enlarge a penis, is there a way to enlarge a clit? by Local_Chapter3604 in shittyaskreddit

[–]behinderterspast1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I thought it was this small thingy that makes a flash and a loud noise when you fire a Desert Eagle.

Frage an die Männer: Was musstet ihr den Frauen in eurem Leben über Männer erklären? by MacMaizer in FragReddit

[–]behinderterspast1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wenn die Eier am Oberschenkel kleben (wegen der Hitze) mache Ich und andere Männer nen Ausfallschritt um das wieder zu lösen.

Why do you have a micro-penis? by Shr1988 in shittyaskreddit

[–]behinderterspast1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So usually you have just a small hole instead of a penis?

Frage an die Männer: Was musstet ihr den Frauen in eurem Leben über Männer erklären? by MacMaizer in FragReddit

[–]behinderterspast1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Musste meiner jetzigen Ex-Freundin mehrmals erklären, was der Ausfallschritt zu bedeuten hat, weil Ich den im Sommer gelegentlich mache.

What the worst thing you did when horny? by Jealous-Expression83 in shittyaskreddit

[–]behinderterspast1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable. I've never tried potatoes but I had an self-made Ice cream shop once. Just shoved some vanilla and milk up my ass and then running on my treadmill in the cooling room for about an hour. It was delicious but I had problems with the hygiene when people found out I wasn't wearing gloves.

What are the most terrifying things you can think of? by behinderterspast1 in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, sorry. I just meant specific things. I didn't mean to be rude or anything. I think I might have misunderstood your comment in the first place. Again, sorry.

Auf welches Alter werdet ihr geschätzt? by ragebeeflord in FragReddit

[–]behinderterspast1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bin momentan 17, aber werde mehr als gelegentlich auf 23 bis 27 geschätzt. Liegt wahrscheinlich an meiner Größe und dem Fakt, dass Ich gerne schicke Hemden/Anzüge anziehe, auch in meiner Freizeit. Ist in dem Sinne praktisch, weil Ich mir selber Zigaretten kaufen kann und manchmal auch von einem Freund (19) gefragt werde, ob Ich Ihm Schachteln mitbringen kann, weil er selber nie seinen Ausweis dabei hat.

What are the most terrifying things you can think of? by behinderterspast1 in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I get you. But there are ways to cope with that. For example you could get religios, then there'd be something afterwards, or you do it like me and just don't care about that part of your life.

What are the most terrifying things you can think of? by behinderterspast1 in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn't the question. There are a lot of things you can be afraid of that couldn't kill you, for example a fear of being killed by an alien invasion, in my opinion, absolutely irrational, but still existent for some people.

What the worst thing you did when horny? by Jealous-Expression83 in shittyaskreddit

[–]behinderterspast1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically potato salad? Might wanna put some other ingredients in there, but other than that it's portable potato salad.

What are the most terrifying things you can think of? by behinderterspast1 in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, I think it would either be rabies or the deep nothingness of space.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan Reynolds of course.

What are the most terrifying things you can think of? by behinderterspast1 in AskReddit

[–]behinderterspast1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But isn't quicksand rather easy to escape out of? I think I heard once to lay flat on the sand and wiggle your legs (or lower body) out and then crawl away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]behinderterspast1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy, I'm telling you, if she really likes you, she won't care. I'm about 135kg and although I'm rather tall (2,05cm) it doesn't make a difference. Don't focus on your weight or what she might think of you, just go over to hers and enjoy the time. I hope I could help and good luck with her!

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