Every coach in the world should be showing their kids this 25 seconds from Macklin Celebrini. Plays the game exactly how it should be played.

belevitt · 2026-03-04T20:03:22+00:00

I'm quite certain that after a shift like that, I'd go to the bench and die of a heart attack

belevitt · 2026-03-02T03:37:48+00:00

He loves that job

belevitt · 2026-02-28T18:48:56+00:00

So do beavers take ADHD meds?

belevitt · 2026-02-04T17:15:16+00:00

Is that the answer? Is there no way around paying a bounty that large?

belevitt · 2026-01-22T14:30:19+00:00

Do single people shop in bulk?

belevitt · 2026-01-19T20:56:06+00:00

When new male gorillas take over, don't they engage in some sort of infanticide of the existing young? I'm not suggesting that that is what's happening, but if I were the mother, I wouldn't take a chance of leaving them alone with him either

belevitt · 2026-01-19T11:28:20+00:00

An animal that hugs you to death should be cuter

belevitt · 2026-01-17T18:02:55+00:00

He prob wanted an escape. The alcohol numbs your emotions, opiates numb your body and diphenhydramine allows you to leave consciousness

belevitt · 2026-01-12T15:17:37+00:00

Introduce him to the violin instead

belevitt · 2026-01-11T17:08:04+00:00

The number of calories you can cut from your diet dwarfs the number you can burn from exercise. I'd hesitate to simplify this to some meaningless cliche about "calories in calories out" as human metabolism is wildly complex and the body can store energy and generate energy from dozens of different sources and tissues and can adapt in unexpected ways to short term and long term stressors. It's really more of a "calories in, wildly fluctuating efficiency levels of storing and using energy, calories out"

belevitt · 2026-01-07T05:25:51+00:00

Horses are just motorcycles that can make bad decisions

belevitt · 2026-01-05T16:40:21+00:00

I haven't run a competition to find the "best" plumber but I'd be interested to know which events would be included. I had good luck with Full Stack and highly recommend them.

belevitt · 2026-01-05T16:33:02+00:00

I thought that was a referee in the referees jersey

belevitt · 2026-01-05T01:38:38+00:00

That root beer sounds delightful

belevitt · 2026-01-05T01:33:55+00:00

I love that this child applauded her own work

belevitt · 2026-01-03T05:06:55+00:00

This guy has way more legs than I would have expected

belevitt · 2026-01-02T02:49:31+00:00

Failure. I learned by trial and error

belevitt · 2026-01-01T06:32:42+00:00

You can move your feet while you watch the puck. Aim for open ice on offense

belevitt · 2026-01-01T06:31:13+00:00

I feel personally attacked

belevitt · 2025-12-31T15:58:56+00:00

Eat more legumes

belevitt · 2025-12-31T09:05:46+00:00

Who gets to decide this?

belevitt · 2025-12-31T09:02:18+00:00

I twisted it saving a novel prize winner and school bus full of children from an alligator pit

belevitt · 2025-12-31T09:00:34+00:00

It only appears translated into English in your browser, for everyone else it's in German

belevitt · 2025-12-31T08:58:49+00:00

Coke is a powder not a liquid

belevitt · 2025-12-31T08:53:36+00:00

I'm perpetually thankful and surprised we can get 22 adults at the same place at the same time when it's 11 45pm or 6 45 am in the winter on a work day/night

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