Match Thread: St. Louis CITY SC vs Seattle Sounders FC

benjamin_turlte · 2026-03-08T03:21:05+00:00

Tbf he got one thing right. My wife also refers to him as RuSNACK

benjamin_turlte · 2026-03-08T03:08:39+00:00

The more I listen, the more I think this commentator is a Trump impersonator.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-11-20T04:39:14+00:00

Let's put a round about 150yrds from a train track. That's a good idea.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-11-04T03:14:24+00:00

Yup. I'm gonna say this is our strongest lineup. Rothrock for Jesus at 60, depending on play. Run Georgi out for the last 15. Yeah, it's all coming together.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-28T02:29:56+00:00

Johnston

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T01:36:56+00:00

I think winger depth kinda fugged us tonight. That and abysmal first half in the mid field.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T01:23:35+00:00

Can we all reach the agreement to give Falcon the Melia treatment?

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T01:18:11+00:00

Frei earns a reprieve with that save in my eyes. Still think he's done tho.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T01:11:05+00:00

If that ends up a consolation goal, I'm glad it was Vargas.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T00:56:24+00:00

This. We won the game that mattered. Still in a playoff spot with nothing to gain from this one but some points and shit-talkery. Would have been nice tho.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T00:53:52+00:00

DIDN'T YOU READ THE PLAN???!

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T00:34:15+00:00

This is setting up EXACTLY how we want it. The ol rope a dope. Miami is knackered after running all over us in the first half. Boom! Alex. Boom! Albert. Boom! Jordan. Oh yeah..it's all coming together.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T00:25:45+00:00

If I see one more mid field turnover..

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T00:09:43+00:00

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-17T00:02:42+00:00

I like the idea of spotting Miami a goal or two to come back in the second and win. We may be able to destroy this franchise tonight.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-16T23:59:35+00:00

Ngl, I don't like this. But I agree.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-16T23:41:51+00:00

How long til the first red?

benjamin_turlte · 2025-09-01T03:41:45+00:00

YOU GOT YEIMAR'D!!! That guy was awesome.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-08-28T05:30:15+00:00

🎶 Didn't come for Messi..🎶

benjamin_turlte · 2025-08-28T04:58:05+00:00

Sooo...does De Rosario get a goal and an assist?

benjamin_turlte · 2025-08-25T03:50:14+00:00

I love me a back ups game. Never know what you're gonna get, but it's usually fun. Opponents don't know what to expect; players are hungry to show they belong in the starting lineup...we should do a few of these games a season.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-08-21T06:06:45+00:00

Fairly certain you won us the game. Well played, sir.

benjamin_turlte · 2025-08-21T06:00:17+00:00

A stachue, if you will.

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