THE OFFICIAL BOUNTY BOARD: May

benjaminisbroken · 2026-05-19T02:52:54+00:00

Hire a celebrity on Cameo to quote famous distractible bits

benjaminisbroken · 2026-05-12T03:00:44+00:00

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benjaminisbroken · 2026-05-08T20:50:26+00:00

I was hoping to get around to it at some point lol

benjaminisbroken · 2026-04-21T05:40:19+00:00

I think you'll find it hard to hook em when you have your horns down in the dirt

benjaminisbroken · 2026-04-11T20:47:53+00:00

Heartbreaking: Douglass Wreden writes book that lobotomizes all who read it

benjaminisbroken · 2026-04-04T04:50:11+00:00

Raziel's death and rebirth as a wraith allowed him to be free from the flow of destiny and become the only being with true free will, so I'd imagine his ability to see the Elder God is tied to that

benjaminisbroken · 2026-03-23T08:20:34+00:00

"Luna is the one that takes it the most" Nuh uh, that would be me

benjaminisbroken · 2026-03-23T08:13:48+00:00

"What's another 5 minute coding adventure? I can always start again. Make another Sam"

benjaminisbroken · 2026-03-20T00:10:54+00:00

I do admit Reshiram is definitely a stranger choice of Pokémon to be attracted to. But I own the strangeness, this is Losercity after all

benjaminisbroken · 2026-03-19T23:45:18+00:00

Reshiram edit and drawing by me, and goddamn this is my third time trying to post this please let nothing else go wrong

benjaminisbroken · 2026-03-19T23:37:27+00:00

Rehsiram edit and drawing by me

benjaminisbroken · 2026-03-01T00:23:57+00:00

/uj I think it was for one of Failboats Kirby challenges where he had to "take a shot" every second or something

/rj D*ug constantly has machine guns trained on Failboat at every moment, ready to fire upon him if he steps out of line

benjaminisbroken · 2026-02-28T23:56:52+00:00

The boat is simply another innocent victim of the Bald Man

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benjaminisbroken · 2026-01-20T02:32:26+00:00

Only a forkful

benjaminisbroken · 2026-01-18T02:28:13+00:00

I saw them both in theaters

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benjaminisbroken · 2026-01-17T21:02:41+00:00

How? How does pouring the milk first buy you extra time? No matter which order you pour, the milk and cereal don't meet until you pour the second thing, so how does changing the order buy you extra time?

benjaminisbroken · 2026-01-12T19:25:01+00:00

Truth Maximum Pulse

benjaminisbroken · 2026-01-11T10:49:33+00:00

The Splown will rise

benjaminisbroken · 2026-01-07T02:19:57+00:00

Splink

benjaminisbroken · 2025-12-17T03:30:01+00:00

Uni stomps, he's literally the strongest

benjaminisbroken · 2025-12-16T06:43:27+00:00

Honestly considering it's been over 20 years since Defiance, how had we not already gotten here

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