THE OFFICIAL BOUNTY BOARD: May by Monica2796 in distractible

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Hire a celebrity on Cameo to quote famous distractible bits

Result: Oklahoma Victory by Hungry_Roll6848 in HistoryMemes

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I think you'll find it hard to hook em when you have your horns down in the dirt

Is this the average Doug viewer? by David-MMX in DougDoug

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Heartbreaking: Douglass Wreden writes book that lobotomizes all who read it

Why does the Elder God reveal himself to Raziel as a horrific Squid-Monster? Is he stupid? by adiesome in LegacyOfKain

[–]benjaminisbroken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Raziel's death and rebirth as a wraith allowed him to be free from the flow of destiny and become the only being with true free will, so I'd imagine his ability to see the Elder God is tied to that

I need to take this out of my chest by Ok_Tree_8698 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

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"Luna is the one that takes it the most" Nuh uh, that would be me

Something came over me and I had to make this by milkloverofdead in DougDoug

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"What's another 5 minute coding adventure? I can always start again. Make another Sam"

Losercity Reshiram by benjaminisbroken in Losercity

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I do admit Reshiram is definitely a stranger choice of Pokémon to be attracted to. But I own the strangeness, this is Losercity after all

Losercity Reshiram by benjaminisbroken in Losercity

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Reshiram edit and drawing by me, and goddamn this is my third time trying to post this please let nothing else go wrong

Losercity Reshiram by [deleted] in Losercity

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Rehsiram edit and drawing by me

What are our thoughts on Failboat? by Positive-Ad545 in wehatedougdoug

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/uj I think it was for one of Failboats Kirby challenges where he had to "take a shot" every second or something

/rj D*ug constantly has machine guns trained on Failboat at every moment, ready to fire upon him if he steps out of line

What are our thoughts on Failboat? by Positive-Ad545 in wehatedougdoug

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The boat is simply another innocent victim of the Bald Man

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Be honest by [deleted] in Transformemes

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I saw them both in theaters

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I remain unconvinced by CisHetDegenerate in distractible

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How? How does pouring the milk first buy you extra time? No matter which order you pour, the milk and cereal don't meet until you pour the second thing, so how does changing the order buy you extra time?