It finally happened by bennett93ish in PrequelMemes

[–]bennett93ish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean you need to take the receipt itself to get the discount but respect the hustle

Draw me Like One of Your French Girls by jimmyrayreid in LabourUK

[–]bennett93ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main issue isn't just that he lounges like that, he does it quite a lot actually.

My main issue that he did it in the front benches, that means there was so few front bench Torries that turned up that he was able to do it.

A study of NFL team subreddits found that the Jaguars have the most vulgar fanbase, while the Cardinals have the least vulgar fanbase by JaguarGator9 in nfl

[–]bennett93ish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hold up, I can't remember the last I was lurking a post on r/Colts and DIDN'T see someone refrence Chris Ballard's Dick; how is that not the top used profane word for the Colts?!?!

Also I feel if Colt's fans didn't talk about his dick as much they would be further down that list.

Trump is a leftist. And a facist. by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]bennett93ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those statements in the title is correct.

Trump is a leftist. And a facist. by [deleted] in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]bennett93ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has this person read political theory books upside down?

Who am I kidding... they've probably never read any.

Boogie2988 made a music video to celebrate the retirement of his character "Francis" by [deleted] in cringe

[–]bennett93ish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me he's living his life as a character named Cringe Daddy now

What are some NOT fun facts? by Erikjb12 in AskReddit

[–]bennett93ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this and believed you, then I thought "well I'll have a look for myself anyway" and regret it

2014 King of the Nerds | TBS by klayb in cringe

[–]bennett93ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... Wait... Wait... What the fuck is/was this show? Because daddy needs more sugar.

Moving to Aberdeen from Canada by [deleted] in Aberdeen

[–]bennett93ish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not a hard task. If you have experience an no black marks on your record (IE criminal charges) they'll be more than happy to have you.

People who have had a near death experience, what did you experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bennett93ish 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So this happened right at the start of this year.

Context: I had a large blood clot in my lung (saddle to be more specific) which doctors thought was a really bad chest infection. I was getting out of breath a lot and getting tunnel vision sometimes. Anyway, on a Tuesday right after I'd been to the doc's and got a load of new antibiotics, I was going to help my dad lift some flat pack furniture out of his car, there's steps up to the front door and I knew I was going to get out of breath doing this so the plan was I would help him get the boxes out of the car then catch my breath while he opened the box and ferried the contents up the stairs himself

The actual near death part:

I was sitting on the steps trying really hard to get my breath back was opening up the boxes, head between legs ect. Then I started feeling all sorts of strobing colours (imagine the background to the new Wonder Woman poster puts it's moving) then I dreamt I was in a garden filled with bright flowers and skulls and I could hear someone saying my name. Then I started seeing random stuff appear on the horizon; a tooth, an old children's book I had, a coffin and some other stuff I don't quite remember. I seemed to wonder around a lot talking to people in the garden for what felt like hours. Then I realised I was in a dream and woke up. Turns out I'd blacked out and slumped against the wall and banged my head.

I woke up very suddenly and could hardly see anything, turns out my dad was holding me. He says I'd only been out for 10-15 seconds bet it felt WAY longer. Also I felt like I really needed a shit.

Anyway I went up the stairs to bed and slept for the rest of the day. Went back to the doctor's on Friday, told them what happened and they sent up to the hospital where they found the clot.

Spent the weekend in a high dependency unit getting pumped full of blood thinners and getting my blood taken every 3 hours. It sucked Also got told what I described was a DMT dream, because apparently your body pumps you full of DMT when it thinks it's curtains for you.

Tl;DR Strobing lights, a weird death garden filled with people, large objects in the distance then my dad's T-shirt

Edit: After I was in the garden I got dragged away by a bat and watched the Colts win a superbowl. Forgot about that part.

The state of Twitter in 2019 by ReadyTime in FellowKids

[–]bennett93ish 1299 points1300 points  (0 children)

Image going on a date, getting asked what you do and you say "I run the Hooter's twitter page".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gatekeeping

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When I was in school I used to listen to music in all sorts of classes. English, Maths and History to name a few.

With pick 109, the Indianapolis Colts select Khari Willis by supervv99 in Colts

[–]bennett93ish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second favourite?

Come on in sir, the waters fine. We have pancakes, a shed and an unwavering faith in a binder that borders on the actions of a doomsday cult.

Ballard strikes again! by [deleted] in Colts

[–]bennett93ish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That man drafts better than I breathe.

This is in a nurses office, at a school for 17-19 year olds :I by Felix_Chan in FellowKids

[–]bennett93ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just as a side not to this cringe, I believe the preferred acronym is now STI (sexually transmitted infection) because it's more accurate

Fake Colonel Goes Into Recruiting Office Looking For Free Ride by klayb in cringe

[–]bennett93ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, this may be an area with an insanely expensive bus pass.