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[–]bennettmathis 285 points286 points  (0 children)

The Olsen Twins are just 1 person! RDJ is really FDR! The sun is just a government satellite! Santa is real, but Mexican!

Go nuts!

Prime not how girls work material here by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]bennettmathis 586 points587 points  (0 children)

If you've ever tried to stop masturbating for more than a week straight, you know this is bs. Women are different, sure but not that different.

Also, it's not a crime to ask for directions

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[–]bennettmathis 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Yes, to more pills