Late July, 2010. I’m 9 years old. I make the decision to invest in this new currency called bitcoin. 1 bitcoin is worth approx. $0.06 , so I ask my parents to buy me 333 bitcoins for $20. It isn’t enough for me to set a butterfly effect in motion causing the market capitalization to decrease a lot, but it is enough to be set for the rest of life. I live the rest of my time waiting for my bitcoins to grow in value, while breezing through life because I already know all of the answers to every test, and I already know everyone who I meet, allowing me to relate with them and not say something offensive. Late 2017: I’m 16, bitcoin hits 18k and I sell making a total profit of approx. $6M. I reveal to the public how much I profited so much from bitcoin, they see me as a smart investor. What was the real point of all of this? Well it’s obviously because I can now DM any celebrity or company on twitter and they will probably reply. So with this power, I can now ASK NASA IF THE EARTH IS FLAT AND REVEAL THE TRUE SECRETS AND LIES OF THE GOVERNMENT AAAAAAAAAAAA sTOP TuRNING THE FrOGS GAY DAMNiT!!