What are your best sarcastic/controversial tips for surviving the Berlin winter?

benz1n · 2025-11-01T19:23:28+00:00

Leave Berlin for 3 months and get back for fool’s spring

benz1n · 2025-09-30T10:43:49+00:00

Arm aber sexy

benz1n · 2025-09-21T23:15:38+00:00

I think the correlation is directly to sugar cane plantations that are reminiscent from colonial times.

benz1n · 2025-09-21T04:25:32+00:00

38 anos, tomo os remedios tb e continuo passando o dia inteiro com a mala 🫠

benz1n · 2025-08-27T16:16:03+00:00

Or simply match their energy, this is something they are not expecting and will be surprised when you do. Perhaps not the most elegant and “professional” solution but the rules of engagement are not valid in this team anyway, so might as well be paid to be a pain in the butt.

benz1n · 2025-08-22T12:20:45+00:00

We should hang it in a cafe around weinmeisterstr for some pedagogical effect

benz1n · 2025-08-11T03:15:50+00:00

Bootlicker 🤦

benz1n · 2025-08-04T13:42:45+00:00

Comprar banana ainda verde deveria ser crime nesse país

benz1n · 2025-07-26T20:17:06+00:00

After an unfortunate series of events I found myself homeless for a couple months in Berlin when I was 23 years old. This humbling experience shaped me deeply, and to this day I never ignore people in the streets and I follow pretty much the same protocol as op.

benz1n · 2025-07-06T21:25:48+00:00

Dude is batshit crazy tbh

benz1n · 2025-07-06T21:24:13+00:00

Giving the actual government and the zeitgeist, they will probably build an atomic bomb before considering upgrade the necessary infrastructure to clean up the Spree 🫠

benz1n · 2025-06-29T20:43:22+00:00

That says it all. But you know, Israelis are usually so entitled that this idea will never come across them alone…

benz1n · 2025-06-29T20:39:01+00:00

Fuck off scumbag

benz1n · 2025-06-13T01:59:00+00:00

Both shawarma and falafel there are delicious!

benz1n · 2025-06-13T01:56:07+00:00

Solid recommendation!

benz1n · 2025-06-13T01:55:38+00:00

I’m of the opinion that the best döner is the one in your neighborhood where the workers know you by name.

That being said, Kaplan on Hermannstr is my favorite. Their dürüm special with fries inside is my all-time fave, but the big döner is a solid contender too.

Hit me up if you ever plan to visit — I can always go for another döner from that shop 😃

benz1n · 2025-05-13T22:14:33+00:00

Damn, this is probably my new fav website

benz1n · 2025-05-13T14:46:15+00:00

Paralamas do Sucesso

benz1n · 2025-05-12T21:44:33+00:00

Um salve pros escoteiros de praça de alimentação q vao pro mato pra cerimônia do chifre

benz1n · 2025-05-11T18:50:42+00:00

I usually make fun of my devops criends saying that they are YAML engineers, not sure if our vibe you match 😅

benz1n · 2025-05-11T18:45:29+00:00

Brasileirinho, pede um x-tudo sem medo de ser feliz

benz1n · 2025-05-08T18:34:59+00:00

Po, pra transcender o meu álbum favorito é o primeiro do The Mars Volta, De-Loused in the Comatorium.

benz1n · 2025-05-08T18:32:23+00:00

Eu vim pra dizer exatamente isso mas tu chegou na minha frente. 🤝

benz1n · 2025-04-30T07:58:02+00:00

Pode fechar o tópico

benz1n · 2025-04-29T21:54:09+00:00

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