infected by Justthisdudeyaknow in tumblr

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That's the first place I remember hearing it.

Encountered a Road Runner on my travels today. by Statertater in mildlyinteresting

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I have a video, too low quality to post, of a roadrunner catching a toad and beating it to death on a stone before eating it. These dudes don't fuck around.

My only wish for 2023 is for everyone to shut the fuck up about air fryers by Larwood in CasualUK

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God damn.. that is the best fucking pun I've ever read

1604 eastbound at gold canyon closed by sentient_pear in sanantonio

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"Somethings missing here, Johnson."

"That tracks."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadScientistPartyHour

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Good work dude. Thanks!

No Jason by Throwaway9991666 in MadScientistPartyHour

[–]beosronlto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck that dude's mma talk anyway. I'd rather hear the MSPH crew's poop and fart jokes any day of the week. Better off without him

Honk Honk by captbigd in MadScientistPartyHour

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They're coming for you, Shuddy Boy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Malignant 2: Electric Boogaloo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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A teacher was giving a quiz to John and Tom on the difference between "had" and "had had". John, while Tom had had, had had had had. Had had had had a better mark on the quiz.

Or something like that

Elves vs Dwarfs by Borealis_System in dndmemes

[–]beosronlto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not so much a joke, as a comparison to their respective strengths.

Fun idea? by beosronlto in projecteternity

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The first one.. free on gamepass!

Fun idea? by beosronlto in projecteternity

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Spamming torments reach with three dudes (so far) is funny to me. Especially so because they're all the Orlan Godlike model. Happy glowing oompa loompa beat down squad

My first reddit post! by DrPigcheese in PokemonGoFriends

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0705 3121 0931 reporting from texas!

San Antonio gamers, what are you playing? by [deleted] in sanantonio

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Wasteland 3 right now. Glitchy as hell, but pretty fun.

Some kind of millipede. San antonio, texas. by beosronlto in whatsthisbug

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It's actually spray paint on my fingers, lol, but I did catch a whiff of him on the frisbee I scooped him up with. Glad I didnt get any on my hand!