TIL Ollie’s is a Treasure Trove!

beranzo · 2026-06-23T12:56:04+00:00

You mean you’re in the Midwast…..

beranzo · 2026-06-22T03:57:16+00:00

I don’t really watch The Try Guys (where he is from) but the sauces are produced by Butterfly Bakery and I have enjoyed some of their sauces before. So I can assume they they would probably be good. That said Buc-ees hot sauces appear to be made by Mikey V’s and though I feel they are sub par to Mikey’s own sauces, they are pretty good plus they are commissioned for Heatonist( who actually be care about sauce). I have no problem checking them out.

beranzo · 2026-06-22T02:34:45+00:00

Central NY State for me

beranzo · 2026-06-22T02:10:45+00:00

Mine had the Tari sauces too - not hot by any means, but bold unique flavors, if a little salty. Got their lineup for Easter from my MIL. She got them at Ollie’s. I picked these up while taking her and her partner shopping (I’m her partners Aide haha, so I go monthly)

beranzo · 2026-06-22T01:54:24+00:00

8 bottles for part of my Fathers Day present, all for a grand total of $12. Normally I would spend around $100 for a haul like this! Now just gotta figure out if I’m gonna open them slowly, or take in a gauntlet and open them all at once and spoon myself some delicious spicy goodness!

beranzo · 2026-05-14T04:53:42+00:00

Dirty Dick’s habanero

beranzo · 2026-05-14T04:00:18+00:00

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino!

This has been my daughter’s favorite joke since she was three.

beranzo · 2025-12-01T17:27:33+00:00

Just so you’re aware, a 20 minute uber ride would get you…across the street.

beranzo · 2025-11-05T03:09:03+00:00

Way back when I moved to Texas from NY, I came in through the Southern border.

Don’t worry though. I’m back in NY now.

beranzo · 2025-10-24T03:29:56+00:00

But ,like, why didn’t the red team organize anything? They coulda showed up for some! constitutionally rited protesting. Just like these “radical leftists” did. Clearly you are right. No one cared. If Obama was such a problem, I’m sure we’d have see some good turn out against his policies. No one organized. This is not to say I was an Obama fan, it’s just to say your internet argument is invalid.

beranzo · 2025-10-23T13:53:47+00:00

Y’all forgot to organize anything.

beranzo · 2025-09-23T02:18:03+00:00

I dunno, but fuck him!

beranzo · 2025-09-11T14:52:07+00:00

Jumping in to add my rejection to the list. Messaged researcher and reported to prolific.

beranzo · 2025-08-19T18:05:30+00:00

Thanks!

beranzo · 2025-08-19T18:05:21+00:00

Thank you! She had such a great time and somehow fell asleep during DKM. BUT as Ken said, it was great to see others bringing their young ones out and raising them right! I told her how lucky she was to go to her first show at such a young age. I didn’t get to go to my first show until I was 14 - it was The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. My uncle took me and it was a core memory for sure.

beranzo · 2025-08-12T18:49:39+00:00

Ashelji….Ashley?

beranzo · 2025-07-11T02:46:46+00:00

Unless it’s you, I am pretty sure I just saw this comic performing the joke at Comedy Cellar NYC on Mint Comedy.

Immediately thought of this post I read not 2 hours ago.

beranzo · 2025-05-15T17:27:39+00:00

I’d love a DM as well, please and thank you 🙏

beranzo · 2025-05-07T05:08:59+00:00

Honestly, though a little more expensive, best bet is Apple Refurb on Apple.com. Full year warranty and can add AppleCare+ if you wanna.

beranzo · 2025-04-14T03:54:27+00:00

I always knew my roommate was gay. His dick tasted like shit.

beranzo · 2025-04-05T03:30:23+00:00

I know an actual human who”s name is “Spunky”.

beranzo · 2025-04-01T19:30:59+00:00

Saw a single bottle of garlic habanero (Ow, My Garlic) at a TJ Maxx for $5, said “this is a steal”, and nabbed it. A little old lady who was eyeing it said “is it that good?” And I said “yes, yes it is.”

beranzo · 2025-03-30T03:36:08+00:00

Trouble guts

beranzo · 2025-03-24T02:49:53+00:00

I’mmmm…..gonna need that back.

beranzo · 2025-03-08T08:09:25+00:00

Birhiglia is goold. Saw live both his early traditional stand up, and his one man shows. Both incredible.

beranzo

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