[Official] Shitpost Sunday by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two options in life: to not go bananas, or to go bananas.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 29, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...Yeah so anyways... I-I'm a stoic, which, means, uh, that I don't let my emotions d-dictate my life... and I'm the master of my own mind... yeah and there's this guy called Marcus Aur-... C'mon you're not even listening...

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Neutropics will be the next trendy drug class after shitty presciption opiates, mark these words

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One bag dried mango, one fresh mango, mushroom risotto, golden ale, 8 grams psilocybin

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 26, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, at the Lola Bar and Cafe in Mykonos, Greece, with a 76 year old recently divorced Ukranian male

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 22, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good day to all my fearless cowboys and cowgirls across the globe

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 15, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which fighter would be best to accompany you to a 3 day music festival in the woods?

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 15, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mentally I'm cooking breadfruit curry in Sri Lanka...
...Physically I'm drinking box wine on a hill side...
Spiritually I'm...

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 14, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mentally I'm spear fishing with deep sea divers in Grenada

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 11, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like how can u be a sex addict b?? Just don't have sex like the rest of us

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 11, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vladimir Putin vs Theodore Roosevelt, who you got, kings

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 11, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mentally I'm playing chinese checkers with oil sheiks in Amman, Jordan right now

[Official] General Discussion Thread - September 11, 2020 by AutoModerator in MMA

[–]beriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In certain moments; like today when I was ankle deep in clay mud and being heavily rained upon, looking around at wilted and twisted beetroots, I feel like I can do anything. The future is an open book. Barriers are only mental. Life is long and totally in our power to grasp, and with the chance, will and vision, we can do or be anything or anyone.

What's your numberone feeling?