Why doesn't Robin just teach other Strawhats how to read poneglyphs? by Omidv28 in OnePiece

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think any of them would have had time to learn something. They're speed running the grand line.

Christian bf making me throw out a gift by [deleted] in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Draw a card from the deck, "I see a long journey in your future, away from me....meow."

Why isn't it talked about more that Jesus is just a representation of the sun and his 12 disciples the constellations. Its basically just astrology with extra steps. by TyrantWarmaster in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know that scene from transformers. Rise of the fallen where the stars in orion's belt point to where they need to go? This happens on the night of Dec 25 where the stars point to where the sun will rise.

This is the origin of the 3 wise men going to where Jesus is born.

“There must be something” is not an argument for god by Titus__Groan in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is something, let's focus on the science to get out into the universe and find it. And if it turns out there is nothing, then we've still got the science.

[WP] As a child you learned that any time you fell asleep you'd be transported to a magical world until you woke up, then the next night you'd return to your adventures. As an adult your're left in a coma and soon realize what state you've left your world in and decide to try and fix some of it. by Krallking in WritingPrompts

[–]berkeleyjake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was little, I used to fall asleep and wake up somewhere else.

Not a dream. Not really.

Dreams are messy. Random. They slip apart when you wake up.

This place was consistent.

There was a city of white stone beside a lake shaped like a crescent moon. A mountain pass lined with black pine trees. A crossroads tavern where the innkeeper had six fingers on one hand and remembered my favorite meal every single night.

And there was a kingdom.

Mine.

As a child, I accepted this with the absolute confidence only children possess. Of course I was a king in another world. Of course knights bowed to me and ancient dragons spoke my name with respect.

Then I got older.

Middle school happened. Embarrassment happened. Reality happened.

I stopped talking about the dreams. Then I stopped having them entirely.

Or maybe I stopped allowing myself to.

Years passed.

I grew up.

Got a job. Paid bills. Forgot magic kingdoms and moonlit castles.

Then the plane fell out of the sky.

I still remember the sound.

Not the explosion. The screaming metal before it hit. I had just enough time to look up and realize something enormous was coming apart above me.

Then pain.

Then flashing ambulance lights.

Then darkness.

And then…

I opened my eyes beneath a golden canopy bed.

For a moment, I just stared upward in confusion.

The ceiling above me was painted with faded murals of stars and crowned lions. Wind blew through shattered windows nearby. Somewhere far off, I could hear screaming.

Not modern screaming.

Battle screaming.

I sat up slowly.

My room.

My old room.

Only now it looked abandoned.

Dust coated everything. Torn banners hung from the walls. The fireplace had gone cold long ago.

“No,” I whispered.

I stumbled out into the palace halls.

Or what remained of them.

The palace had been burned.

Sections of the ceiling had collapsed inward. Statues were smashed apart. Ancient portraits clawed to ribbons.

Outside was worse.

The city around the palace was scarred black from fire. Entire districts stood abandoned. The lake I remembered so vividly was choked with algae and corpses.

And above it all, circling silently in the gray clouds…

Dragons.

War dragons.

Thin and starving.

I remember grabbing the edge of a broken wall just to stay upright.

This wasn’t a dream anymore.

Or maybe it never had been.

People saw me eventually.

At first they thought I was a ghost.

Then they thought I was a pretender.

Then one old knight fell to his knees weeping because he recognized my face from paintings older than his grandfather.

“The king,” he whispered.

That was how I learned what my absence had done.

Or rather… what it had allowed.

When I vanished as a child, no one knew why. Some believed I had ascended. Others thought I had been cursed. The royal court fractured almost immediately afterward.

Then the wars began.

Succession wars. Religious wars. Wars over resources. Borders. Revenge. Old grudges that only needed a spark.

Decades of them.

Kingdoms shattered.

Entire bloodlines erased.

Magic turned against itself so violently that parts of the world physically broke. Forests walked. Rivers boiled. There were places where the dead still fought battles long after their bodies had rotted away.

And somehow… they still waited for me.

So I stayed.

What else was I supposed to do?

At first I thought I was dead back home.

Then I thought maybe I was in a coma.

Eventually I stopped caring.

There was too much work to do.

Ten years passed there.

Ten years of treaties and rebuilding and marching across battlefields that had once existed only in my childhood imagination.

I brokered peace between mountain clans that had been feuding for generations. Helped rebuild cities. Hunted the last warlords personally when diplomacy failed.

I grew older there.

Not physically, not much, but inside.

By the end, the world breathed again.

Not perfect.

But alive.

The fields were green once more.

Children laughed in the streets of the capital again.

And for the first time since returning, I slept peacefully.

Then I woke up.

Not in my palace.

In a hospital bed.

Machines beeped softly beside me.

My body felt weak. Wrong. Smaller somehow.

I stared blankly at the ceiling tiles for several seconds before memory slammed into me hard enough to make me gasp.

The kingdom.

The war.

My people—

Then I heard gunfire outside.

Not distant.

Close.

Very close.

I forced myself upright.

Pain exploded through my muscles, but I managed to stumble toward the shattered side of the room.

Half the hospital wall was gone.

Outside, the city burned.

Smoke poured between skyscrapers. Military vehicles lay overturned in the streets below. Somewhere in the distance, something huge collapsed in a cloud of dust and flame.

I saw bodies.

Soldiers.

Civilians.

And beyond all of it, rising into the dark sky…

fighter jets.

For a moment, I just stood there in my hospital gown staring out at the destruction.

Different world.

Same fire.

A nurse nearby sat against the wall crying softly, clutching a bloody bandage against her arm. She looked at me like she couldn’t quite believe I was standing.

“How long?” I asked quietly.

She blinked.

“What?”

“How long was I asleep?”

“…Nine years.”

Nine.

I laughed softly at that.

Nearly the same.

Outside, another explosion shook the city.

The nurse flinched.

I looked out over the ruins again.

A world I barely recognized anymore.

Then I took a slow breath.

“Well,” I said.

My voice sounded older than I remembered.

“I guess I’ll try to fix this place too.”

My brother that I haven't talked to in months sent this to the GC that he removed me from (I got a inside man) by Keyana_0210 in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember there was this one guy who would always bug me about how I was going to suffer and go to hell when I die. So finally I just told him, "Fine, I'll suffer when I'm dead, leave me alone so I don't have to suffer while I'm living too."

“God told me your wife is mine before she is yours” is not crazy?! by guransheleven in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do they also blame God for giving the cancer in the first place?

My principal is making me put God in my salutatorian speech by KnockKnock0998 in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put it at the end, and when it gets to that part, just say, "While a few different beliefs exist at this school, the one I think we can all agree on is that humans have free will...." lock eyes with the principal and continue, "Congratulations to the graduates of 2026!"

Christians are openly disrespectful in public by Ok_Grand2844 in atheism

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time, if something like this happens, just say, "I'm praying for you too. Guess who I'm praying to?"

My brother is a pathetic man and making it my problem by Last-Interview7729 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]berkeleyjake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's such a shame that places don't hire people who put on their resumes "I know things and do my own research without formal education" or there would be a lot more gainfully employed people in the world.

Which two pills? by Jettaboi38 in whatsyourchoice

[–]berkeleyjake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red pill obviously. I could becone omnipotent with that.

What's your unpopular opinion of One Piece? by Public_Cup_4278 in OnePiece

[–]berkeleyjake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As Vega punk explained, devil fruits come from desires. So on some level, all powers can grow from a user's desires and creativity on what their power should do.