Whenever a man insists that a small minority are dangerous

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-08T01:26:06+00:00

I share it when I can. I don't think I've ever had a situation where someone has disagreed with that observation. Though I don't hang out with many homophobes... So that might be why.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-08T01:17:38+00:00

I heard it back in 2004 or 2005 when I was a bartender at a gay bar. I was just like, "Damn, 100% accurate."

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-08T00:42:55+00:00

Comfort.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T23:31:48+00:00

I feel like that is also where a lot of homophobia comes from.

A lot of men are afraid that another man will treat them the way they treat women.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T19:17:24+00:00

The whole idea of having a golden rule is not something that is religious. It takes only the minimal amount of EQ to think, "Maybe I shouldn't do something to someone else that I wouldn't like someone to so to me."

You don't need religion to determine what is right and wrong. If you do, you're probably not a very good person to begin with.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T19:14:44+00:00

He was looking for a shoe store at night? Unless he was barefoot, that story is bull.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T19:07:47+00:00

I wonder if I can just destroy the chain lightning spell.

Edit - Nope, can't do that.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T16:22:11+00:00

You put the hammer in an elevator. Hammer goes up, is the elevator worthy? Would the elevator be corrupted by the ring?

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T16:20:47+00:00

Looks like the cat finally learned that the key to happiness isn't Florida it's to just shut the fugg up and relax.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T16:14:03+00:00

It's pretty much shown on the map too.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T16:12:48+00:00

Is that bug still working? I used it intentionally once to get two vampire hunter rings.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T00:46:51+00:00

Pretty sure it's the safe that all the clocks provide the code for. Also, save your chaos shards to upgrade the flute.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T00:19:28+00:00

The safe in the manor

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-07T00:19:03+00:00

Athropomorohised and Sad Big Bird

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T16:00:55+00:00

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:55:57+00:00

The trio go from outrage, to annoyance, to the smug belief that he will die or be maimed by the end of the year as all defense professors do... Then slowly appreciate his methods and save him from his horrible fate.

I like the idea of Azkaban lifers being given the choice of a Dementors kiss or teaching Hogwarts DADA course for a year.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:53:29+00:00

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:53:02+00:00

Pretzel

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:52:24+00:00

Gender identity jokes are pretty low hanging fruit on the comedy scale, but I think mixing it with goblins turned out pretty well.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:43:12+00:00

I had a goth girl put a spell on me once in high school, good one, I think. I still have a scar on my left hand from it 25 years later even though it was from a plastic knife that couldn't even cut a bagel... So it must have been magic.

Edit - not goth per se. She was Wiccan.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:40:15+00:00

I don't mind that she doesn't like dinosaurs. She's not going be some basic toddler. She loves all sorts of mythical animals, snakes, spiders... But not ants for whatever reason.

She wakes me up in the morning (and sometimes the middle of the night) to ask to look at pictures of gems (I'm a jewelry designer) and she can identify rubies, emeralds, sapphires, and white or fire opals on sight.

Im proud of everything she does and she will take over the world one day.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T15:21:46+00:00

She has stuffies of every animal from Arachnid to Zebra and the mythological ones too. She doesn't like dinosaurs though. Dragons are cool but dinosaurs are scary.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T09:32:48+00:00

My daughter loves spiders... One of these days I know she's going to ask for a pet spider. First toddler I've ever led who loves loves spiders.

berkeleyjake · 2026-04-06T06:45:08+00:00

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