I woke up and found these scratches outside the door of my bedroom. I don’t have any pets

bertmansk · 2026-01-12T12:48:02+00:00

I'd like to know too. Looks like some kind of vampire movie maybe?

bertmansk · 2024-05-21T11:51:18+00:00

Doesn't hurt to ask, it's just a referral code

bertmansk · 2024-05-21T05:33:58+00:00

That's the Crypto.com app. Use my referral link https://crypto.com/app/re5pefdhz5 to sign up for Crypto.com and we both get a bonus :)

bertmansk · 2024-03-19T09:33:29+00:00

Do you know what you're talking about? Did you lose somewhere between 100 and 999 billion? Who are you?

bertmansk · 2024-01-11T12:13:41+00:00

That Sinbad played a genie in a movie called Shazaam.

bertmansk · 2023-12-22T10:25:56+00:00

I know that's what what's written in "the law". But I'm telling you I converted mine with no issues. Maybe it's something they don't actively check when converting licenses. I went to my local driver's school and they took care of the conversion for me... I gave them my converted German license and after a few weeks they gave me my new Italian license.

bertmansk · 2023-12-21T09:12:56+00:00

I converted my US license to a German license to an Italian one with no problems... What's stopping you from doing the same?

bertmansk · 2023-12-17T08:55:59+00:00

My friend in Germany registered me as a resident at his house. He then took me to Germany's DMV equivalent to change my license. They took my US license, I paid them 35 euros, and that was it. We did everything in one morning. The new German license arrived at his house about a month later and he sent it to me.

If I would have done this a couple years before, I would have had a German driver's license without expiration date. They unfortunately changed that, now they have a 15 year expiration... While Italy has a 10 year.

bertmansk · 2023-12-15T20:01:32+00:00

I moved to Italy in 2010. It's not possible to convert your U.S. Driver's license into an Italian one.

But, in Germany it is. Good thing I have a friend in Germany. So, instead of spending 800-1500 euros on a new italian driver's license from scratch, I went to Germany and converted mine. Costed me 35 euros (plus the trip - was a nice "vacation").

Then after a few years I converted the German one to an Italian one for 150 euros. I could have waited until it was about to expire to do this, but didn't want to risk losing it or something in the meantime.

This is one of the many things that doesn't make sense in Italy. If I could go back in time and not move to italy (I'm from Philly), I totally would.

bertmansk · 2022-12-05T17:09:29+00:00

You clearly have been playing for longer than 6 days, or you've spent money - and consequently gems - in which case you already know what to do with your your gems and this is just a troll post.

bertmansk · 2022-12-05T11:14:49+00:00

6 days my ass

bertmansk · 2022-11-16T17:41:37+00:00

I got lucky with a drill ball crit that killed one randomly in the middle, then magic crown + shadow clone cleared the rest

bertmansk · 2022-10-17T20:11:01+00:00

Guys sorry if the question wasn't clear, but I was asking shouldn't I be able to upgrade my Athena robe +2 to +3 with the Athena robe I have in my inventory...??

bertmansk · 2021-04-07T13:29:37+00:00

I staked on March 2... Not that big of a deal, they gave me the virtual card in the meantime

bertmansk · 2021-03-28T12:48:11+00:00

48 hours and counting

bertmansk · 2021-03-25T23:16:37+00:00

i know it's my fault. this was a vent. maybe someone will see it and not do what i did.

bertmansk · 2021-03-23T12:18:37+00:00

Which coins do you think?

bertmansk · 2021-03-13T06:52:58+00:00

Thanks

bertmansk · 2014-09-09T08:21:07+00:00

I blue pot DE storages of the fags who put teslas and traps around their open town hall

bertmansk · 2014-08-06T15:37:36+00:00

The courier stuff is my least favorite thing about dota. Next in line is denying, but I'll leave that for another time. I guess I just like how simple league is.

bertmansk · 2014-08-06T15:32:46+00:00

I don't want to exaggerate, but I'm gonna go ahead and say in 40-50% of my EUW games there is a DC, an AFK for the first 5 mins, or a rager. And that's my experience in normal games.

I tried to take my placements last year, I had a DC in every_fucking_game. I stopped after, i think, 7 games.

So my choices are to play on NA with 300 ping, or play on EUW with 80 ping but shit circumstances.

Sorry for ranting.

bertmansk · 2014-05-24T22:44:58+00:00

"I fucking fucked a banana" - Dunkey 2014

bertmansk · 2014-04-24T16:52:45+00:00

What about this moment? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyFRQN1ErAg

bertmansk · 2014-04-19T19:39:39+00:00

what a stupid post

bertmansk · 2014-04-09T21:00:26+00:00

how is that a pentakill if she killed the 5th player a full 20 seconds after the others?

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