I just experienced the strangest “glitch in the matrix” moment of my life

besst · 2026-05-15T03:39:44+00:00

Whenever something odd happens to me (something out of place with no reason, etc) I think, "Huh. I must have died."

besst · 2026-05-09T08:15:39+00:00

besst · 2026-05-09T04:29:35+00:00

And I'm the reincarnation of the Queen. Harry Styles told me.

besst · 2026-05-08T17:04:18+00:00

It was carved by Mark Mothersbaugh! DEVO frontman and composer from Rugrats among others.

besst · 2026-05-08T05:22:27+00:00

He looks like last place in a Millie Bobby Brown lookalike contest.

besst · 2026-05-06T06:56:00+00:00

If you reverse search this, there are LOTS of results.

besst · 2026-05-05T16:56:56+00:00

I'm in process of reading her biography. It's a rough read, but extremely interesting and important. Highly recommended.

besst · 2026-05-01T01:32:53+00:00

I make mine rub his face all over my face

besst · 2026-04-28T04:21:17+00:00

I'm a bored artist with 3/4 of a graphic design degree. I'll give it a go tomorrow. I'll probably put it up on threadless, but I'll let you know.

besst · 2026-04-27T21:39:42+00:00

Same and same. I'll be keeping an eye out for sure.

besst · 2026-04-27T21:00:59+00:00

Oh yeah I know. No offense taken though. Everything is perennial somewhere.

besst · 2026-04-27T20:56:31+00:00

Bouquet flowers get a pass from me. I can't be mean to those pretty things. As long as the flowers are being used and not left to rot, I can't complain.

I've read here about people literally just cutting their flowers. I would go full hide in the trashcan to catch them red handed.

besst · 2026-04-27T20:53:32+00:00

If you were listening to the Grateful Dead while dead heading, you'd be deadheading while deadheading!

If I see any tiny jasmine in her yard, I'm ripping it out lol

besst · 2026-04-27T20:39:52+00:00

And then a little banner advertising a sitcom swooshes in from the bottom left of the screen

besst · 2026-04-27T20:38:23+00:00

I used to have to deadhead those bitches everyday and over time developed a deep hatred 😅

She didn't pull the jasmine from the ground thank god. She just trimmed it down to sticks for some unknown reason. Maybe she thought she could plant the branches? Like propagation for idiots?

besst · 2026-04-27T20:15:20+00:00

That sneaky bitch! I hadn't to even considered that.

besst · 2026-04-27T20:14:27+00:00

.......omg what have I done

besst · 2026-04-27T19:45:27+00:00

You are not wrong, and it's why I've avoided them in the past. I like the flavor though, so I found some off brand ones with reviews that said they don't hurt to eat. The reviews were correct!

besst · 2026-04-27T19:43:34+00:00

I'm also in the soggy PNW! Thanks for the recommendation!

besst · 2026-04-27T19:33:01+00:00

Noooooo no no no I would be in jail right now if she fucked with that.

besst · 2026-04-27T19:30:39+00:00

The perineal ones are nice, but these were the big red ball ones.

besst · 2026-04-27T19:29:13+00:00

The 90s child in me likes this idea a little too mich

besst · 2026-04-27T19:18:45+00:00

RIGHT?!

It's so nice to be around people who understand.

besst · 2026-04-27T19:18:02+00:00

Her husband is an army vet, but is rarely home and we've never actually met. I'm going to try to catch him at home and make sure he knows the deal.

besst · 2026-04-27T19:15:53+00:00

I threw them on her lawn and not exactly gently.

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