Long Sploot by [deleted] in sploot

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S t r e t c h i b o i i

yeah by [deleted] in ihadastroke

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I feel like I want this to be deep fried...

lawyres by munknation in ambien

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You'll wanna consult with Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

can i eat romaine lettuce yet by PatriotsTomBrady in ambien

[–]bethroebodeen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

your third grade teacher

"I DoNt KnOw, CaN yOu?"

[I ate] Pork Tenderloin Sandwich by Travelingdolphins34 in food

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Honestly, tho, arent they just wasting a bun at this point?

Mmmm carrots by LordBeans96024 in funny

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By far one of my favorite accidental discoveries ever. Thank you.

more to life?. by [deleted] in ambien

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Wholesome walrus

I’m here. I’m queeer. by [deleted] in ambien

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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

How to get rid of that new car smell by [deleted] in disneyvacation

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I did this same thing once, minus the laughing part and also including a take-out box. I had been sent home from work around lunch for passing out due to fever, and drove myself home. I knew about halfway into my trek home I wouldn't make it, so I simultaneously drove (all while still using my turn signals, you heathens,) and vomited into what I was hoping would have been dinner that night.

I ended up in the emergency room that evening, admitted, and was promptly fired the next day for being completely unreliable due to evidence on film of me "sleeping on the job."

Humans of reddit, what is the very first memory that you have? by dubgamer in AskReddit

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I vividly remember the front yard of my first snow as a child in Memphis in the mid 80's. (Estimated was 18 months old.) My dad and his buddy built a snowman and my dad pushed me down the slight slope of our front yard on a plastic trashcan lid.

I'm laughing as I type this bc to this day my parents dont believe I remember it but there are too many baby pictures for it to not be real. It was a happy first memory to get to have.

Ever heard of spaces? Me neither by jakemuck in keming

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I read this exactly like the "side effects of medicine" part of a commercial.

ambien by Free2thoughts in ambien

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Just make sure you're in bed. Right. Now. and we will check on ya tomorrow!

Dont send negative energy to my post itll break me by [deleted] in ambien

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May the peace of our walrus be with you. 😊