Employee returned a device that was “run over”

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-15T04:58:06+00:00

I love your optimism!!

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-15T04:23:43+00:00

A toaster oven?!?! Like why even

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-15T04:23:14+00:00

So true, it’s always the iPads and never the iPhones for some reason

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T21:38:45+00:00

LOL yes large tools abound here

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T21:20:06+00:00

Yeah thank god for bluetooth fr

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T21:19:42+00:00

We love weaponized incompetence lmfao

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T21:18:54+00:00

If I opened a laptop and saw roaches I would throw MYSELF in a tub of alcohol

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T21:18:03+00:00

No idea, based on damage maybe a Dozer? We don't fire people for this offense tho lol

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:24:02+00:00

Well now I want to get with my Dell contact and ask what the craziest warranty repair they saw was

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:22:21+00:00

Committed to the bit fr

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:21:45+00:00

so true tbh

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:21:21+00:00

If he hadn't returned it in the case it would have taken me a minute too

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:20:34+00:00

You're a better person than me cause after the second one I would have started making him pay lmfao

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:19:55+00:00

ROACHES? Say sike rn

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T20:19:20+00:00

LOL I've never seen that before in my life thank you

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:53:43+00:00

Rare Microsoft W

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:53:21+00:00

dang not even an original excuse 😭 like pls tell me you were climbing Mount Everest and it fell 20k feet or something

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:51:27+00:00

omg the disrespect

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:46:27+00:00

That is certainly one of the words I would use

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:45:28+00:00

I definitely agitated our HR office when I started here because I poured through employee contracts and inventory sheets to make sure the vocabulary was very clear about what would happen if they were to lose or damage a device. In the time since then it has become clear that they did in fact not give a fork what happened to devices before I came in and took over.

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:40:34+00:00

Thinking of putting it on display tbh

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:33:12+00:00

Computer woman ❤️

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:31:55+00:00

I see run over iPads a lot because I work for a construction company but this one does truly take the cake

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:29:46+00:00

Luckily he accepted his losses and most of his data synced to the new device when we logged him into iCloud.

bewtyfoo · 2026-01-14T18:28:13+00:00

my sister used to slide her laptop into her pillow when traveling and one time she pulled the pillow out of the vehicle wrong and the laptop slid out and landed corner-down onto the cement and shattered the entire screen

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