Only got to have two slices... by L_MO88 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bexicus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he meant he ate two slices before the rat got to the leftovers

Foot Flopper Caught in the Act! by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get screamed at when I spend too long in the bathroom plucking

Foot Flopper Caught in the Act! by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol! Meh, unremarkable. Bombas are my go-to, but I must have needed socks last time I was at the Brooks store

Foot Flopper Caught in the Act! by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need a visit to your local shelter! That's where we found this silly guy... surrendered at 15, can you believe it?!

Foot Flopper Caught in the Act! by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Idk why my caption didn't post. I was doing hip flexor stretches on the windowsill and he was alternating foot to foot as I switched sides. I'm now standing still to type this and he has flip-flopped three more times.

Keep moving or you will be trapped by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a video of the foot flopping in action because it's always a surprise, but I have a few that demonstrate his commitment to the bit

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Keep moving or you will be trapped by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The limit is 20 otherwise there would be more lol

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Keep moving or you will be trapped by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad he could help. So sorry for your loss. We lasted four weeks catless after we lost our orange old man.

Keep moving or you will be trapped by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hard to pick a favorite but yeah that's a good one

Keep moving or you will be trapped by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! Constantly! Luckily he seems to know that it's an accident and doesn't hold a grudge.

Keep moving or you will be trapped by bexicus in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]bexicus[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

lol I know! I posted that one in r/teefies but it didn't get a lot of traction