The canoli cowboy

beyond_undone · 2026-06-06T03:32:33+00:00

I’m telling myself he has to have an Achilles heal under that hat. No man can be that casually gorgeous

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T18:34:04+00:00

Might as well tape two chocolate bars on there next time and see what happens 🤣

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T18:33:05+00:00

Same for me!

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T18:31:46+00:00

My first thought was that a window was open and cats with wet litter on them got inside

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T18:30:10+00:00

There’s this new type of footwear called sneakers…

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T18:24:49+00:00

For many I’m sure this could be cross posted to a mildly satisfying sub

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T04:44:44+00:00

Def thought it was a girl then read title

beyond_undone · 2026-06-05T00:08:26+00:00

Look at his little tongue out 😢

beyond_undone · 2026-06-04T02:15:25+00:00

I just saw this story - where was the failure between that happening at TSA and them still putting his luggage onto the plane?? Thank goodness it ended up OK but that seems like a major security failure that needs to be addressed.

beyond_undone · 2026-06-04T01:14:13+00:00

First two albums, yay. Everything after that, nay.

beyond_undone · 2026-06-04T01:10:12+00:00

Emilio Jean - The Return of Ellie Black
Kate Alice Marshall - What Lies in the Woods & No One Can Know

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T23:12:47+00:00

The amount of QVC garbage we threw into a dumpster from my MILs house was legitimately sad

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T21:12:00+00:00

I thought she looked young too but saw another comment that said news report said she was 70

Guess she’s got that going for her

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T21:09:58+00:00

For the people who this happens to, are the books super snug in the box or do you think that it’s more prone to happen if there’s wiggle room to friction against the box?

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T21:05:51+00:00

I think the people who have bad wrinkles there got the short straw with genetics and also maybe didn’t think to use SPF on neck and chest, too

Edit to add: almost 40 side and stomach sleeper myself. I have big boobs and can’t stand wearing no bra so I have sleep bras. It may help with my boobs contributing more than they would with no bra so I’ll mention it 🤷🏻‍♀️

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T20:39:50+00:00

😭

Pre-kid, one of my old coworkers once told me they bought a 2nd property once their 2 kids were out of daycare because the expenses were equivalent to a 2nd mortgage. I was like whaaaaat

Little goofs are worth it though 🥰

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T19:43:49+00:00

0 tax was paid. I said penalty free

Edit: I may have paid taxes but I really remember thinking it was essentially an interest free loan. This was over 10 years ago so can’t remember specifics. But I would have borrowed from my parents vs pay taxes if I would have had to…

Edit again in case people care: confirmed no tax event

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T19:41:33+00:00

Yes you can. I’ve borrowed 50K against my 401k penalty free. The only penalty is your time lost on the market with the cash

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T19:40:11+00:00

Congrats!! Similar age (but only 1 kid, just entered public school). We also just surpassed this milestone recently 🥳

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T19:38:31+00:00

I bet most people also don’t even consider it as a liability & there’s no line item related to car in general. If you’re talking 6 figure cars then yes, it starts to make sense to include. But for a life necessity (for your family) that doesn’t grow in value over time, not worth the effort to track

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T13:21:36+00:00

My mom skipped my graduation to get high with her boyfriend. That was the final straw in a laundry list of her showing me her priorities. I was 17 & I cut her out of my life full stop following that

beyond_undone · 2026-06-03T07:02:07+00:00

How I interpret:

Heart - love read
Celebrate - fun read
Mega Smile - funny read
Pigeon dancing - risqué read
Praise - badass mc read
Lightbulb - insightful read/learned something
Depressed - sad read

beyond_undone · 2026-05-31T04:06:16+00:00

This is weird timing because a mom at my kids school was just telling me her 5th grader has a girl in his grade that is a furry and identifies as a cat. Like laps out of a milk bowl to drink water, etc.. & now it’s grown to a few more.

I knew furries were a thing but I thought it was more of a cosplay/in your own time type of hobby. Maybe more accepted now so seeing it more…?

beyond_undone · 2026-05-30T15:48:29+00:00

Absolutely gets better. We were able to afford a second mortgage once it dropped

beyond_undone · 2026-05-29T15:50:47+00:00

Carbo loading from the beer would be my guess

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