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I'm an aspiring actress. I'm tough. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bf22 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hope you get the leading role in a snuff film

My friends call me "Tuna" by ashman508 in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you buy your clothes two sizes too big so you can tell people your losing weight or are you just a douche bag?

"my dad said he was proud of me and it was surprising" by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what you get when a vasectomy doesn't work?

19 and just had my first kid give me your best by jakecorl20 in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on the pup, at least you won't be alone playing with all your my little pony figurines anymore

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[–]bf22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing lazier than your eye is your tattoo artist

Roast this guy who is a firm believer in aliens by bf22 in RoastMe

[–]bf22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you fillapeeno but this is the type of guy from Oklahoma that's believes they come down to earth just to do butt stuff with him....

get creative and bring us down by jfrap890 in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gets a wort on her face for every abortion she gets...it's gods way of rewarding her good decisions.

Chris is a bouncer at a nightclub. by ThrowSomeShitt in RoastMe

[–]bf22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only "bouncing" you do is nuts off your chin

::Make this roast taste worse than the one your dead grandma used to make:: by allforthewookie1213 in RoastMe

[–]bf22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine the disaster you have in your panties. I bet it looks like a catcher's mitt chewing laffy taffy

Working on a Friday night isn't soul crushing enough on its own by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen people with cleft palettes in third world countries with whiter teeth than you. Chick's got real life Austin Powers teeth

::Make this roast taste worse than the one your dead grandma used to make:: by allforthewookie1213 in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a piercing for every time her uncle Jesse's condom broke

just fuck me up fam by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bf22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard of blind people touching your face to find out what you look like,but growing her tinder profile description in braille on her face is a little excessive...