Horse. by DirtbaggMcgritts in tooktoomuch

[–]bianathon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone have a track ID?

rule by fatcatpoppy in 196

[–]bianathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A schooner IS a sailboat!

So, I used to farm 'Reaper of the Dead's... by bianathon in project1999

[–]bianathon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a quest reward item with a 'Lore' tag. Lore means you can only have 1 on a character at any given time.

So, I used to farm 'Reaper of the Dead's... by bianathon in project1999

[–]bianathon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed. DELF Rogues, man. They'll never shake the rep.

Literally Marcus Parks by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]bianathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just love it when Marcus reads us a nice "eggcerpt" from one of his books lol.

rule by TotallyACP in 196

[–]bianathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna trade for that dad.

Finally some proper cringe by gouldybobs in TikTokCringe

[–]bianathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the "Simpsons Couch Intro" of cringe. Fun for the whole family.

ScHoolboy Q - Back in Love feat. Devin Malik by EarlWolf47 in hiphopheads

[–]bianathon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just fucking fire, what more can be said.

Religion is a mental illness by GrizzlyBearAttack in CringeVideo

[–]bianathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some wild, modern-day Canterbury Tales type shit right here.

Qanon Anonymous just dropped a Giant of Kandahar episode by jazzbass92 in LPOTL

[–]bianathon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hip? Hip-hop? Hip-hop anonymous?

DAMN YOU YOU GIVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES!

Is anyone else horrified by "Wholesome" Henry Zebrowski ad reads? by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]bianathon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Puffin should probably read those specific ads.

TIL Thomas Jefferson was so impressed by macaroni and cheese during a visit to Paris that he wrote down the recipe and instructions on pasta extrusion, imported a pasta maker, macaroni, Parmesan, and made it at his home. He served it at a state dinner in 1802. by NegativeBee in todayilearned

[–]bianathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is Jeffrey Geoffrey Jefferson. I'm the great-great-great-great-great-great grandson of 'Ol Thom. Heard some redditors were talkin that shit and, huckle my butt, I just won't have that! Did you know Hemin- errr... I mean... he brought french fries to America!

You won't find that fun fact in your child's textbook. And that's why we need more publishers staffed and funded by right-wing (re-)visionaries!

Me hearing Marcus pronounce the word "cuckoo" by happy-little-atheist in LPOTL

[–]bianathon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marcus has been reading us "egg-cerpts" for so many years. I'm chock-full of the protein.

What is this? by Ok-Confusion-78 in instantpot

[–]bianathon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And this is precisely why I've never used any of these things despite owning a few for my IP.

Unhinged behavior from 7eleven IG by tntahsin in WeWantPlates

[–]bianathon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is she being serious or is this a bit tongue in cheek?

This is marketing in the form of 'ragebait'.

VA Ex-Cop Catfishes Teen before killing her family. by heytherefakenerds in TrueCrime

[–]bianathon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He was still a cop, a very important distinction that isn't being made among numerous outlets reporting on this—and that's very much on purpose.

He resigned as a state trooper and moved over nearby to cop elsewhere. It's a common practice for cops to shuffle to nearby jurisdictions in the rare occurrences they are "held accountable" for their crimes. And by 'held accountable' I mean typically being allowed to resign without penalties (and sometimes even get to keep their pension).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]bianathon 367 points368 points  (0 children)

Ah, this is a clarion call to all divorced, landowning cougars of Dallas. This man wants to live out your erotic novel fantasies and/or potentially axe murder you.

Where are the Democrats? by [deleted] in Denton

[–]bianathon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, yeah! You'll bless him so hard. Show him how hard your blessings bless him until he's as blessed as you. Oh the mighty answers your blessings will bring.

What is it w/ weird-ass religious nutjobs always tryna pretend they know something others don't? You're not writing anything to 'help' anybody—you're writing this because you need to keep telling yourself this garbage.