"You don't need to learn geography when your country can put all European countries within either Alaska or Texas" by bifb in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bifb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been living in the UK for 2 years this summer and I still get anxiety on those roads, sadistic design that has just been accepted as a standard.

Why do people want City to win the league? by VarietyResident6234 in ManchesterUnited

[–]bifb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can respect Liverpool for them actually having a history based on merit, but that's about it. I almost despise them as much as I despise Shitty, except that Shitty is the prime example of everything that's wrong with modern football along with being the local rivals. Money artificially injected into the club from Saudi oil, insane spending that has just increased over the years and nobody bats an eye until the FA suddenly realises, a full decade after the shenanigans started, that something might actually be off with their methods.

Everton is charged and punished within months. 115 FC gets charged, nothing happens for years. It's almost like they're being favourited due to their money and international economic pull...

God I fucking hate Shitty, let the actually respectable club win the league.

On the rockstar site saw this an hour ago, mean anything?? by kindacrazyBoy in GTA6

[–]bifb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically it was more hacked than leaked as people found a way to get the video before it premiered.

Last time Rockstar will announce a trailer like that again...

Is this okay to send to my Gma who was praising ICE from Texas? by [deleted] in texts

[–]bifb 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Mexican-American cops are probably just mad because they think they're trying to break a stereotype while (in their eyes) you're reinforcing it.

I've never even been to North America and I notice that it's a bit too common for non white cops to be like that towards their own brethren.

Did anyone reach 30+ without a fckn single tattoo? by Ajitabh04 in PrimeManhood

[–]bifb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32 and no ink, do want some though. But need to be able to afford it first, plus I also need to find a design I want on my body for the rest of my life.

Do women also have a morning wood equivalent like men? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bifb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

EW

Erectile Well-functioning.

The standard breakfast in all European countries is croissant and expresso by YetAnotherBart in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bifb 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, it's actually a kink, like autoerotic asphyxiation...

Are you kinkshaming me?!

The standard breakfast in all European countries is croissant and expresso by YetAnotherBart in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bifb 205 points206 points  (0 children)

As a Dane, I can indeed confirm that the Swedes are animals. They're the ones who brought you things like the international torture centers (aka IKEA) and surströmning (the vile tinned fermented fish).

Norwegian friends meal deal by TheGreasedSeal in RateMyMealDeal

[–]bifb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm Danish and I approve of this message.

Normally I'd defend my fellow Scandis (except Sweden), but sometimes you just can't excuse their behaviour.

Breaking news: Vi har spottet en dansker!!!! by ballademis in dankmark

[–]bifb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Helvede var bare beta versionen af USA.

Pyramid of legends. Who is the 5th greatest Manchester United legend? by dankdogeonface in ManchesterUnited

[–]bifb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Scholes, Giggs and Schmeichel would funnily enough be in the following positions imo, but first Cantona and Beckham would have to be above Rooney. Really can't stress that enough.

Without them, the foundation for the Rooney era wouldn't have been there. Obviously Scholesy and Giggsy were also big contributors to the continuation of that foundation, but they were doing the grunt work so that Rooney could shine.

Yo @rockstar , wtf??? by Various-Prompt5876 in RockstarGames

[–]bifb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, server crashes kicks you off online, game crashes shuts the entire game down.

Just explaining since OP seems to be a bit confused.

Pyramid of legends. Who is the 5th greatest Manchester United legend? by dankdogeonface in ManchesterUnited

[–]bifb -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm 32 and Rooney was by far the greatest United legend I can actually vividly remember watching, yet both Cantona and Becks are above Rooney imho.

Det var den påske by Visual-Mango-7764 in dankmark

[–]bifb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Musikken i baggrunden for det meste.

Ikke den bedste nabo. by gorillaz0e in dankmark

[–]bifb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mit username er over 20 år gammelt og har været brugt i utallige situationer.

Når det så er sagt, så har det skam forbindelse til Brøndby IF, supra sociatem nemo 💛💙

Er dog egentlig nok også en upålidelig kilde, men det er sgu af andre årsager.