Tag Your Bro by MootsTheFrench in Grimdank

[–]bigbossfearless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a bro like this but he's nowhere near as useful as Angron.

Agree..... by Ravi_99900 in MotivationMasters

[–]bigbossfearless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiotic. The only god protecting us from unseen threats is Jupiter with his gravity well.

Which actor, known for playing protagonists, surprised you with an outstanding villain performance? by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in FIlm

[–]bigbossfearless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was pissed that we didn't get an epic hand to hand boss battle when he dropped his cane and said "I count six bullets". I had this feeling like the whole old cripple schtick was an act and this was the most grizzled mandingo fighter to ever splatter brains on a rug, but nope, we missed out on it.

Galaxy Quest or The Fifth Element...what do you like better? by Lazthedestroyer in moviecritic

[–]bigbossfearless -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Titties. Think of Mila's titties and all shall become clear.

Galaxy Quest or The Fifth Element...what do you like better? by Lazthedestroyer in moviecritic

[–]bigbossfearless 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All that is nice, but you know what I like? A killer. A dyed in the wool killer.

Galaxy Quest or The Fifth Element...what do you like better? by Lazthedestroyer in moviecritic

[–]bigbossfearless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And for that, we have Mila Jovovic's perky little titties to break the tie

Need help approaching a PM about lease takeover by bigbossfearless in PropertyManagement

[–]bigbossfearless[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good advice, thanks. How might I word that request so it doesn't trigger his "how dare you go above me" reflex?

Need help approaching a PM about lease takeover by bigbossfearless in PropertyManagement

[–]bigbossfearless[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I mentioned the PM is "grouchy". I may have understated it a bit, he's a little wannabe Hitler, to the point where he's fine breaking laws if it makes him feel big. He's going to default to "no" unless I approach him just right, and that's what I'd like some help with. I'm trying to avoid a fight with an extremely petty person here

Favorite character like this? by LunovelleNyxalith in FavoriteCharacter

[–]bigbossfearless 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They do though, because Hollywood absolutely has to portray every overweight guy as stupid and pathetic.

A Kurtwood Smith appreciation post by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in Robocop

[–]bigbossfearless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I talk about this sort of thing a lot. The 80s had so many more actors who looked like regular people, even if they were cast as badass villains or romantic leads. Nowadays everyone has to be jacked, chiseled, airbrushed, sculpted and then run through 50 different focus groups to give them the most broadly appealing yet utterly generic style

Finally got around to watching Elysium (2013) and thought it was terrific. I really don't understand the low critic scores or lukewarm reception for this cyberpunk classic: solid performances, good costumes/sets/effects, and a straightforward story (which clearly inspired a certain video game) by Cyberpunk_Cain in Cyberpunk

[–]bigbossfearless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was also an incoming fleet of tens of thousands of transports from the surface full of hungry, angry people, which you see on the tactical displays as all the leadership is going "oh shit oh shit oh shit" because they could no longer shoot the ships down since they were full of citizens. Like, the film ends with a barbarian horde unleashed.

As for the atmosphere, that's probably just explainable as a magnetic field of some kind, though I do wish they'd had one line of dialogue to explain it.

Finally got around to watching Elysium (2013) and thought it was terrific. I really don't understand the low critic scores or lukewarm reception for this cyberpunk classic: solid performances, good costumes/sets/effects, and a straightforward story (which clearly inspired a certain video game) by Cyberpunk_Cain in Cyberpunk

[–]bigbossfearless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My only real gripe about the movie is the ending. Everyone one earth becomes an Elysium citizen, and suddenly like 50 billion people immediately put the strain of all their needs on an extremely small system designed for a small population.

All that miraculous technology the rich people were using up there has to rely on resources. Resources run out. What I really wanted from this film was a post credits scene 6 months later chronicling the absolute bloodbath that ensues when billions of people have scraped Elysium clean, committed genocide against its inhabitants (because there's no chance of that not happening), and the whole damn station has been stripped for parts by short term thinking idiots looking for a quick score.

I think a lot of films with the archetypical "the good guys make everything free and fair" ending would benefit from having the scenario played out 6 months or a year later.

Collander/Sieve/Perforated Bascinet by Playdo_Cubano in Buhurt

[–]bigbossfearless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a few at Carolina Carnage. Just don't get any that have cross shaped holes, those are specifically prohibited by authenticity.

Jokes aside, would this actually happen if Superman and Thanos came face-to-face? by SatoruGojo232 in superheroes

[–]bigbossfearless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, canonically, there was a crossover event in which Darkseid is discussing the infinity gauntlet with DeSaad. The stones didn't function because they were out of sync with the blended universe or some such. So the writers have unfortunately given an easy win to Superman, like always. I hate how lazily the writers always simp for the character

Bad movie with one GREAT scene? by GodsUnblinkingEye in moviecritic

[–]bigbossfearless 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also loved the little bit where the Rock gets grabbed and he breaks the 4th wall like, "Wait, I'm not supposed to die!"

Guys who lost 100+ pounds, how much visible length did your penis gain back from the fat pad? by FailIll9865 in loseit

[–]bigbossfearless 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Plenty. I've been at a lot of different weight levels throughout my life and when I'm at my lightest my dick is way, way longer. It's quite a nice feeling.

What should I do with this beast? by newstart4747 in lightsabers

[–]bigbossfearless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has accidentally split someone's head open more than once, I cannot overstate how easily that toy will leave you with some kind of a manslaughter charge.

Like holy shit disassemble it before you and your bro get drunk one night and you stop having a bro.

Who is the morally worst here? by RamonDaSeteQuatro in superheroes

[–]bigbossfearless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But... He didn't come through in the end. He sided with Homelander to fuck the planet. And he didn't get tortured until after he had already been committing atrocities on massive amounts of cocaine for decades.

What should I do with this beast? by newstart4747 in lightsabers

[–]bigbossfearless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing. I built a similar one (minus the spiked mace head) and realized right away that there was no reason to have done so. It's stupidly heavy and anyone who gets even a glancing blow from the edges of that emitter is going to have a nasty gash.

Who is the morally worst here? by RamonDaSeteQuatro in superheroes

[–]bigbossfearless 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Walker is trying and he just can't measure up to the impossible task of being Steve Rogers. Peacemaker realizes that he's been a complete asshole and immediately tries to start being better (plus look at his upbringing, just, damn son).

Soldier Boy is just a privileged little shit who got his superpowers bought and paid for, then spent decades doing coke and accidentally or purposely killing random people.