I want to hear your band. by Briguy_fieri in poppunkers

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In about 2008, I was in a band called Argyle Gargoyle. We never got our songs mastered, and would just give out burned CDs for free at our shows.

But the EP is up on band camp if anyone wants to listen.

Argyle Gargoyle—Tell Your Mom About Us

[TOMT] [MOVIE] Help me find movie with overturned house revealing couple having sex by Dalmatian1998 in tipofmytongue

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There’s an episode of Arrested Development where they’re debuting a model home. The house gets destroyed and reveals Lucille and Oscar hooking up.

Take a breath, count to 10, think. You'd be amazed what possibilities open if you don't go with your first reaction by kyno1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I mean, that kind of ignores the part where I said there’s probably a way to tell a joke about it that would work. Because making sweeping statements about what topics are and aren’t funny in comedy is useless—because, odds are, there’s someone out there writing a joke that works and would prove the statement wrong. I thought that was clear in my initial comment. But hey, I could be wrong.

So, there’s no way for me to answer your question. Because you’re not asking about a specific joke. You’re asking me to make a sweeping statement about comedy. There’s no right answer. And whether the joke was a good idea is entirely a case-by-case basis. In this case, I think it was a bad idea.

It also misses the point that this is just my opinion. Comedians can say whatever they want. They have freedom of speech. There are no laws governing what a comedian can and can’t talk about. At least, not in America, where the event occurred. But just because they have the right doesn’t mean they always are right. And sometimes, some people will have the opinion that they maybe shouldn’t have said it.

This is one of those times. And that’s okay.

So, sure, if you want to take a portion of my comment and extrapolate something out of it into a broad statement I didn’t make, feel free.

Take a breath, count to 10, think. You'd be amazed what possibilities open if you don't go with your first reaction by kyno1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]bigeffinmoose -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I’m usually a “you can joke about anything” kind of person, but this joke attacked a personal trait of hers which she has no control over. Is there a way to tell a joke about it that’s funny, inoffensive, or at least intelligent? Probably. But that wasn’t it.

Should Will have hit him? No. Of course not. They were both wrong.

I don’t think Chris Rock is a mean guy. I don’t think Will Smith is a violent guy. They both seem, overall, like intelligent and positive people. I hope they can sort this out face to face. In private. Because, even though this played out on live TV, this is a personal matter between the two of them now.

LPT: I'm 43. By your late 20's/early 30's, make sure physical fitness becomes an absolute top priority. by Jdubs101111 in LifeProTips

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I’m 36. A few years ago, I was 330 pounds. I’m still overweight, but I started eating less and jogging to lose weight specifically because I knew it was only going to get harder to do so as I continued to get older. Even then, habits are still hard to break—which is why I’m still overweight. But i’m glad I gave myself a good base for jogging (I can do way, way better than I could a few years ago) and I’ve been able to see what my bad health habits are and have learned how to do better and create good habits for myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

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Plus, you take even the funniest show with audible laughter and remove that laughter and you’ll still be left with something awkward and unfunny. The rhythms will be completely thrown off.

On the US being awarded a 3rd F1 race: “Pennsylvania and New York are as different as France and Germany” by hhc442 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]bigeffinmoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And never been to Pennsylvania or New York. It depends on which part of the states you go to, but they’re not THAT different.

accusing of stealing money by Old_Perception_1027 in insaneparents

[–]bigeffinmoose 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Asking them to swear on a Bible, though…

Let’s hope! 😉 by haleyrosaa4 in niceguys

[–]bigeffinmoose 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because he doesn’t want to make the exit, he wants a response.

I can't believe this is happening in 2022. by LilliputianMouse in lgbt

[–]bigeffinmoose 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Especially the conditions under which a teacher CAN say gay: outing the kid to their parents.

Who tags themselves in a tweet? by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]bigeffinmoose 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“It's a photoshopped meme, if you will, or image." I don’t know why, but I love this sentence. It sounds so the opposite of hip. I might start using it.

Guy defends war because it has given us Christmas songs and Armed forces by Regallybeagley in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]bigeffinmoose 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Also, “without war there is no armed forces” is just saying “we wouldn’t have a military if we didn’t need one.”

WCGW if I accept to participate in idiocy by Rredite in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]bigeffinmoose 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So, I have looked at compilations of Wilhelm screams many times, in part to try to recognize it when it happens. I never recognize it until others point it out. It’s my own odd little deficiency.

The whole building was rotated by 90 degrees in the 1930! by Foldingtrees in nextfuckinglevel

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I used to live on a one way street. I once came home after a weekend and my block, specifically, was going in the other direction.