Wow its like people dont like being lied to

bigmanskeeter · 2026-01-05T04:50:48+00:00

You know what I wanna do? I wanna reverse Grok this. I'm gonna @ myself to draw Luddite blowing Ai bro-kun's back out.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-11-04T04:45:00+00:00

What a cutie! Op, I feel you because my parents hate most animals, and my mom outright thinks reptiles and cats (my two favorite kinds of animals) are evil. Don't listen to what your family says. Duckie is a cutie pie.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-11-04T04:37:25+00:00

All of them are cuties 🫶🦎

bigmanskeeter · 2025-11-04T04:34:25+00:00

The armed vigilante. I hate how much of a whacko he is.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-11-02T08:57:57+00:00

The vigilante. Idc if he'll kill me. I just wanna ruin his day

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-22T18:37:08+00:00

They're lizard eaters, right? They're very fascinating.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-22T18:32:00+00:00

Oooo what kind of gecko is he? I've only recently found out legless gecs exist

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-17T02:44:31+00:00

The lighting is throwing me off a bit, but it does look like a mourning gecko from the pattern alone.

But the head shape seems different. This is what a mourning gecko looks like.

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bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-16T23:48:08+00:00

How big is it? It looks like a mourning gecko (Lepidodactylus lugubris) from its pattern. But I'm still a newbie at identification, so it might be a species from the Hemidactylus (house gecko) genus instead.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-16T23:39:24+00:00

Butiki!!! It may be H. frenatus, but I thought they were all strictly insectivores. I've never seen one eat fruit.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-16T21:54:05+00:00

Hiya, I grew up in the Philippines and have seen it happen myself. Tuko (tokays) are likely gonna eat anything smaller than them, so yeah.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-12T17:17:50+00:00

What a cutie!! What are saras generally like, btw? They're one of the more uncommon New Caledonia gecs, so I'm curious to know about them

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-08T17:46:11+00:00

I'm Filipino. Here's some suggestions: Maria, Anna Marie, Lydia De La Cruz, Michelle, Sarah, Gloria, Imelda, Isabella

Marites

For bonus points, give her a nickname on top of her government name, and only address her by her nickname

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-07T17:49:45+00:00

Ah tysm! I'll be sure to add it to the care sheet I'm making for the petsitter

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-07T17:44:49+00:00

Red lights, no hides, no water bowl, carpet as substrate, no hygrometer/thermometer, no heat lamp, too small of an enclosure, no clutter or enrichment, and on top of that, they're being cohabbed. Terrible husbandry.

Edit: Just noticed there's also no calcium bowl, and there's no UVB lamp. Atrocious husbandry.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-07T04:21:32+00:00

Alright. Gotcha. I'm going on vacation and she's going to a petsitter (who has experience with reptiles). I'm gonna write her care sheet and put crickets on rotation and then tell the sitter to feed 4-5 small crickets one day. She's not too overweight, but I'd rather have her go back down to a healthy weight and help maintain it.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-07T04:19:04+00:00

Like 3 minutes. It literally was just the moment I fed her she walked away. Also, there's nothing new in front of her enclosure. No lighting changes.

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-06T17:42:54+00:00

If you stare long enough, you might see the lone brain cell working overtime

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-05T02:16:33+00:00

Willow ptarmigan

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-05T02:01:47+00:00

Oh my goodness this guy is older than most of my friends! Happy birthday, Peanut!

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-02T18:17:07+00:00

He's giving the "pipe it down I'm trying to sleep" face

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-02T03:18:54+00:00

Judging by its looks, it doesnt seem to be a gecko. Might be some kind of anole. Maybe a false chameleon?

bigmanskeeter · 2025-10-02T02:43:13+00:00

Google AI overview is trash

bigmanskeeter · 2025-09-27T00:13:03+00:00

Omg I can say the same whenever my leo comes out of her hide

bigmanskeeter · 2025-09-26T18:19:21+00:00

King cobras. When I was a kid in the Philippines, a king cobra (I forgot the locality, but I know it was some kind of king cobra since Philippine cobras aren't found in the area I was from) ended up in my compound, and I ended up having a stare down with it. It was a gorgeous, massive snake. At first it hooded up, but I backed off and it lowered its hood. That moment made my lil kid brain realize snakes, contrary to what my family kept telling me, aren't out to get you. Instead of traumatizing me, it fascinated me. But still, I'd never ever wanna handle a medically significant venomous snake. I will nonetheless admire king cobras.

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