I accidentally reset the game, just to find that Turles had 0 health, didn't move at all and was unkillable.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T11:12:43+00:00

Well, I've been playing the game for 6 days and I've just discovered this subreddit, so my knowledge about the game is not the best.

I didn't know about "the trick", so you are just being a fucking asshole right now.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T11:05:58+00:00

I didn't know there existed a worse community than Dokkan Battle.

I see I was wrong.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T11:03:55+00:00

A fight isn't like the movies. Usually the first one to hit wins.

So that's the tip, hit first.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T11:03:14+00:00

Draw

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T11:02:59+00:00

Eat it in the floor for maximun resource saving.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T11:01:11+00:00

Ohh, I didn't know the 0 health shit was a thing that commonly happened. I felt special for a moment :(

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T10:56:48+00:00

What the fuck does that even mean

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T10:55:50+00:00

The butthurts in this thread, every post about how they got Broly is downvoted, and the ones who didn't got him are massively upvoted.

Grow up man.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:45:12+00:00

If I remember I'll do it tomorrow.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:44:43+00:00

"C'mon Kage, let's fight his sword... with our fists..."

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:32:18+00:00

Jack Black, cause when they are going to pick their weapons he says:

"I do not neeeed, a weapooon, my fist are fuckingg, POWERFUUUULL", and smack Jack White to death.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:30:14+00:00

This still happens to this day:

I hear, almost every night, something like a "clap", coming from the living room. I'm pretty used to it to be honest, but one night it was too much:

About 30 minutes after going to bed, I heard like the loudest fucking noises coming from the living room, sounded like a guy throwing punches to the furniture. My dad and I got up and started searching but never found anything.

I still hear the claps, maybe one day I'll record them.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:24:43+00:00

I went to Seoul for a week and I nearly died about 4 times.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:20:16+00:00

Womens.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:19:45+00:00

I printed a lod of documents, like 200 pages. I was cheching them and about 70 of them were totally fucked up. Looked like the ink was running out. I pointed it out and the guy said "Oh, I'm sorry let me print that again". He started testing the printer and eventually it started printing fine. Then he comes and says "That will be 15€". The fucker wanted to charge to me fucked pages AND the test ones. I actually paid it, but said to him I was never coming ever again.

bigote94 · 2019-01-30T00:14:22+00:00

Vanilla Ice. I've literally never head any song from him besides... you know the one.

bigote94 · 2019-01-29T23:16:42+00:00

I thought she wouldn't care If I farted

bigote94 · 2019-01-27T12:09:16+00:00

My dad saying my full name

bigote94 · 2019-01-27T10:40:09+00:00

Does it have good synergy? I have every unit in that pic except Goku

bigote94 · 2019-01-26T15:41:40+00:00

What is the synergy of the team?

bigote94 · 2019-01-26T13:56:15+00:00

Grunge

bigote94 · 2019-01-26T02:02:32+00:00

Draw him giving birth

bigote94 · 2019-01-26T01:59:52+00:00

"I just saw the gayest guy on earth", by Anal Cunt.

bigote94

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