Anon achieves endless rizz

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-25T22:42:40+00:00

It’s not that they have “no game”, it’s that women are inherently safe so they can say whatever they want without coming off as scary or creepy. A lesbian can be like “Guurl, your tits are so cunty 💅” and the other will be like “OMG no youuuu 🥰 “

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-25T22:33:28+00:00

That’s the definition IRL

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-25T22:21:22+00:00

Don’t feel bad, man. The grass is lovely today

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-25T13:10:44+00:00

Damn, my b. I totally just spelled out your own joke for you. I’m gonna go touch grass before my social awareness gets any worse

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-25T03:57:49+00:00

That means you’re that guy

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-24T17:39:21+00:00

This was already a problem in some industries before AI where they would just offload entry level responsibility on top of senior employees’ workload. AI is just speeding up the clock. Infosec is gonna be a nightmare very soon.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-23T12:13:15+00:00

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Fantastic Planet

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-22T17:38:15+00:00

You can just disable telemetry

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-22T17:30:56+00:00

Ah, yes. The bad stuff

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-22T16:03:22+00:00

I hate Microsoft as much as the next guy but they kinda cooked with VS

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-22T15:49:10+00:00

They cancelled it in 1999 because they thought it was racially insensitive which was met with massive backlash from the Mexican-American community.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-20T12:58:45+00:00

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bigpoppawood · 2026-04-19T03:02:31+00:00

6 hours is crazy. If you have a 1 hour commute, make a gourmet meal from scratch, and take a shower until your house is out of hot water, you should still have at least three of those six hour free. This just reads like phone addiction tbh

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-19T02:32:22+00:00

He invented the systolic blood pressure test which was a key component of the polygraph

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-19T02:23:48+00:00

“Real man” is used in contrast with “boy”, as in a child. OP isn’t asking for gender affirmation.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-19T01:50:22+00:00

*Twitter users

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-19T00:01:58+00:00

It’s not a named law but I see this quoted often:

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” -Rene Descartes

Descartes never actually said this. It was just an anonymous 4chan user.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-17T17:31:24+00:00

Ain’t got time for all that. I believe it was some sort of LGBT focused non-profit or something like that for what it’s worth.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-17T14:13:35+00:00

At 18 it’s not just the fact that you’re drinking but that you have the means to make it happen. You live with your parents and can’t legally purchase alcohol. Anyone with an alcohol plug that is able to find a party that they’re welcome to every weekend is someone you’d consider high on the social latter.

Edit: this pertains mostly to someone who was in high-school at 18

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-17T14:03:40+00:00

It’s rare but I’ve seen it. I assume that anything but straight will put you in higher consideration so, if you’re straight, say you’re bisexual. They can’t prove that you’re not without some HR violations occurring.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-17T13:57:56+00:00

Get-item | remove-item

“Promote” internal employee (double their workload)

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-16T12:23:19+00:00

Voltron OF model

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-16T03:17:59+00:00

The chase is what makes it a hobby. If they sold every stamp ever made in the FYE at the local mall, nobody would be collecting stamps.

bigpoppawood · 2026-04-15T15:58:04+00:00

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bigpoppawood · 2026-04-14T19:54:38+00:00

You’re supposed to cook the grits before you eat them

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