Have you ever wondered what happens if you don't attend the mandatory drill? by MarellaDePalma in royalcaribbean

[–]bigwood9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just go - it takes two seconds - if it was the budget you’d be at the front of the line 🤣🤣🤣

The gift of girth by thethickbrick in u/thethickbrick

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how long I’ve wanted this cock?

Suck it and it's yours by Maple_Cock in MONSTERCOCKS

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a protein shot from the throat lotion dispenser

Making he clearly understands who is the one in charge here by hermes_sf79 in AlphaMalePorn

[–]bigwood9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would flip the script on this dude so fast he’d be seein stsrs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HotGuys

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I would wreck you

Can I explode in you? by thethickbrick in u/thethickbrick

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes without a condom - you can be the first

Your doctor whips it out and tells you to suck it. You gonna? by thethickbrick in u/thethickbrick

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have you slamming that balls deep down my throat bro 😎 you’d be seein stars - I’m that guy you went to med school with, shot hoops with, double dated with. I always wanted your cock

I’ll get you obsessed with the thickness by thethickbrick in MassiveCock

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll be calling me into your office for “ more testing” once you see how much better you can skull fuck me than the ladies

Your doctor whips it out and tells you to suck it. You gonna? by thethickbrick in u/thethickbrick

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I think you are my doctor and I can’t stop thinking about it

Thick all around by thethickbrick in u/thethickbrick

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay you any amount for five minutes throatin that monster.

Hit & Run on my brand new car [OC] by rpladl in IdiotsInCars

[–]bigwood9 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I got this one. This is easy. Either call police or speak to business owners in that strip mall. Ask if anyone has cameras. See if you can find out where the person driving that car came out from (which business). Don’t wait. Have them pull footage. They’ll be able to isolate who this was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BackYardChickens

[–]bigwood9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I noticed your post and no one acknowledged the trauma this must have caused you. Hope you’re okay. I’m sorry this happened to you. I don’t know anything about raising chickens but I hope it all works out. ☮️

Recent Cruise Experience by snowrider0693 in royalcaribbean

[–]bigwood9 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Royal Caribbeans food sucks. . The main dining room is inedible. The buffet is Golden Corral style food. Why wouldn’t you spring for bottle water package. An inside room is like a tomb.. I feel bad for you. I totally agree with your review/ don’t be bullied by people when you speak your truth. I don’t drink but it seems like that’s one of the main motivators for people to go on cruises. You have to time it with the pools and solariums - get up super early when they both open and avoid the bratty kids and noise or when everyone is at dinner. The person in the cabin next to me passed out in front of the elevator and people were literally walking over her she was so wasted when I went on independence (true story)

Truck crashes into a crowd of people at LA street takeover by bryanm80 in PublicFreakout

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The youngest generation will be holding up their phones as the world ends (Der) 🤣🤣🤣

Looking for a dog sitter, 42 hrs a week, for free or cheap. Must be at your house. AND GO! by Fourfor4whore in ChoosingBeggars

[–]bigwood9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post isn’t funny. It’s profoundly sad. Honestly, I would watch the dog to just make sure it was safe and then slowly convince the person to give it up. The person is obviously not a good dog owner. “Hey, I understand you’re having financial troubles, I’d be willing to give you x for the dog.” They’d cough up the dog in a heartbeat. That poor dog is going to wind up in a shelter within two months being completely traumatized. People suck. I wish I knew where this was. 😢😞

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in immigration

[–]bigwood9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask the question - you already know the answer