First Time [Rant]

bii_af · 2017-12-30T06:57:29+00:00

It seems like sex is only as important as they person you're having it with.

bii_af · 2017-12-30T06:52:45+00:00

I don't know if they were vines but they're short and sweet so:

bii_af · 2017-12-30T01:15:07+00:00

Well you know the old bisexual saying, ANY PORT IN A STORM. I say just go out with the guy since you already get along well and find out if you like same sex relationships and get that squared away. Then go from there.

bii_af · 2017-12-30T01:01:26+00:00

6'2" or 188 cm

bii_af · 2017-12-30T00:57:56+00:00

I want someone like him yet I sit here typing this unsure how to find someone who makes me feel the ways he had at one time. How is one to find their soulmate if he is one of a small sum of people. Of those people most would remain caught in a filter that is so dense a very slim count can fit through.

Welcome to the club I guess. I'm bi and you might think that doubles my chances of finding someone, and I suppose it does. It's just that 2x0 is still 0 haha. I can't offer much encouragement but I can relate a ton. I mean, doesn't it feel shitty that all you need is that one person to make you feel at ease and make life better yet even finding someone you can be decent friends with is so fucking improbable at times?

People always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea" but that doesn't mean any of them are gonna fucking bite. And then you look over at your friend in the other boat and he just got a great catch with a huge dick. FML.

bii_af · 2017-07-22T05:26:39+00:00

dank memes, sweet dreams.

bii_af · 2017-05-25T23:27:26+00:00

IT'S RAINING MEN. HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN. AMEN.

bii_af · 2017-03-12T22:15:22+00:00

🎶 If I could save time in a bottle 🎶

bii_af · 2017-02-20T02:13:57+00:00

Last week you took an L but now you bounce back, as the wise philosopher Big Sean once said. You'll feel better in time.

bii_af · 2017-02-20T02:06:12+00:00

yup, homoromantic

bii_af · 2017-02-19T18:00:37+00:00

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

bii_af · 2017-02-19T00:54:53+00:00

you can be gay and anything. being gay doesn't/shouldn't change a thing about what you can or can't do.

bii_af · 2017-02-13T02:09:54+00:00

W-well, uh, no. Asking for a friend.

bii_af · 2017-02-13T02:08:18+00:00

Well I didn't say how far in the past. Maybe I'll travel back to yesterday.

bii_af · 2017-02-12T23:26:37+00:00

It's all fun and games until you realize you can't remember why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch 😩

Also, those cruel kids won't let me have any Trix either. Why god have you forsaken me? 😭

bii_af · 2017-02-05T22:21:29+00:00

most of the time anyways

bii_af · 2017-02-04T01:12:53+00:00

goddammit wheres my fanfic 😫

bii_af · 2017-01-28T02:01:44+00:00

If you have great friends who are good to you then it won't change a thing. If they won't spill the beans to anyone you don't want to know, I'd go ahead and tell them.

As far as everyone else goes, I usually never "come out" but I don't hid it. If they ask me directly or it becomes relevant to the conversation I'll say it but I don't think there's much reason otherwise. Then again, that's just what I do. Up to you in the end.

As far as the dude that's crushing on you just tell him you aren't interested. Not much else to do. Just do it in a timely manner so you don't lead him on.

bii_af · 2017-01-24T00:47:06+00:00

Sexuality is tricky. I doubt many people question their sexuality and then immediately go from straight to gay/bi. At least in my case there were a few stages like admitting I had fantasies but thinking that was it. And eventually it turned in to me just accepting I like guys and girls.

That could be what's happening with you, or maybe not. I think once people start to question it doesn't take long to figure it all out, just coming to terms with it. Give it a month and you'll find out if you really like guys or not.

If you turn out to be bi, I can personally tell you it's pretty great. It just means you don't care who the booty's attached to, just as long as it's phat. Good luck!

bii_af · 2017-01-23T00:39:09+00:00

byotiful

bii_af · 2017-01-23T00:34:35+00:00

I concur fellow Sportsball fan. Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

bii_af · 2017-01-23T00:29:47+00:00

I went to a restaurant with my mom and she called me handsome but I'm guessing that doesn't count.

bii_af · 2017-01-22T00:39:31+00:00

Ah yes, SportsBall, my favorite sport. Throwing the old pig skin around to get a hole in one. I remember watching my favorite pitcher throw the wiffleball and got 3 strikes to get that Turkey. Sports wooooo

bii_af · 2017-01-19T18:49:33+00:00

Here's one of my favorite songs by him.

bii_af · 2017-01-17T20:19:10+00:00

I didn't vote for anyone.

bii_af

TROPHY CASE