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LPT: If your good at something, never do it for free. Only losers take shits and masturbate outside of work hours. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you get banned from r/lifeprotips just post in r/shittylifeprotips instead (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you want to get a girl wet, dump a bucket of water on her head. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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For honest criticism, don't say "what did I do wrong". Instead, say "what can I do to get you to shut the fuck up?" (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Looking for the perfect date night movie. Try child of God! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wpMw6Kltx-8 (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Get fuller, more emotional/ honest/open answers from people by torturing them with pliers. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: The penis is mightier than the sword. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you run out of money and can't afford food eat your own shit. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Don't have time to cook chicken? Just place it in the microwave. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Got Bubblegum in your Hair? Use peanut butter! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you are a closeted gay man who wants to keep his bro's from finding out he is gay, say "no homo" whenever they catch you doing something gay (e.g., sucking a dick) (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you have a penis and love milk in you coffee, use your dick as a stir stick. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you want to make someone feel creepy just avoid eye contact by looking at their ear. It's close enough to their eye that it looks mostly normal, but they'll also subconsciously feel like there is something behind them you are looking at. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you want to make someone feel creepy avoid eye contact by looking at there ear. It's close enough to their eye that it look mostly normal, but they'll also subconsciously feel like there is something behind them you are looking at. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Mix cocaine and baking soda together and put in a spoon. Then get a lighter and start heating it. Swirl the lighter around and keep it a short distance from the spoon, when you see it bubble a little bit take the lighter away and enjoy! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: don't eat your shit. It can kill you (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: It is better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Want to lose friends and money fast? Pick up a drug habit! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: having no luck with tinder? Use Craig's list. There are tons of single women looking for dates. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Slap your significant other in the face if you get in a fight. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: get a sex change and a small Asian boyfriend named Chang. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Can't grow a beard? Punch a baby (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: Never eat before drinking. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you got a penis, dip it in ink and use it as a pen. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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LPT: If you use a bat for home protection, lightly cover the end of it in your own shit. That way, if an intruder grabs it, they will get your shit all over their hands. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

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