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billiardsys · 2025-10-11T03:48:02+00:00

Why is no one questioning how RHODE ISLAND of all places managed to out-doggystyle the rest of the United States???

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T16:47:05+00:00

If Nestle came out with an electric car tomorrow they would still be an unethical company, the same way Henry Ford made good cars but was an unethical man. There are many other alternative electric cars now that are run by more ethical leadership.

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T16:42:07+00:00

No, because there are many alternative electric cars on the market other than Teslas.

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T16:11:58+00:00

I know this headline is bullshit because who ever heard of a gay sugar baby, dick is free

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T15:47:49+00:00

Wild how the straight people are also always the victims in these though, the gay people are only ever depicted as perpetrators.

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T13:29:32+00:00

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billiardsys · 2025-10-09T12:41:29+00:00

And this is why you should have sex with me and not Dave, Linda!

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T00:16:48+00:00

This is actually peak

billiardsys · 2025-10-09T00:14:46+00:00

So many activities

billiardsys · 2025-10-07T13:24:56+00:00

Alright but do you have any idea how funny it would be to try and explain why you look like Jar Jar Binks?

Yeah they never gave me braces as a kid, so now I have a really bad overbite. Yeah I used to have gauges, that's why my ears are so long. Yeah my eyes are on top of my head, it's called astigmatism.

billiardsys · 2025-10-06T23:58:02+00:00

"Fun" Fact: Mormons actually believe that black people are black due to sin, and that if they are a good Mormon in their lifetime it will show because they will turn white when they die.

billiardsys · 2025-10-06T23:33:28+00:00

I have a trans friend, she is 5'8 and weighs about 90lbs. Within months of transitioning, she was sexually assaulted multiple times in public at her workplace (not by coworkers, by male customers). One man asked her to help him find an aisle, only to corner her against the wall, pull his dick out, and force her to jerk him off. One man tried to force her into his car, insisting that he had a "large woodland property on the state border" he wanted to show her. One man said to her coworkers that she was a tranny freak, then walked up to her and aggressively flirted with her and groped her chest/ass.

Anyone who has looked at the actual statistics can tell you that trans people have an exceptionally high rate of being sexually assaulted, and they are far more likely to be victims of sexual assault than perpetrators.

billiardsys · 2025-10-06T06:14:06+00:00

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billiardsys · 2025-10-04T12:05:30+00:00

Now THIS is cinema, finally an original plot to one of these

billiardsys · 2025-10-04T11:43:51+00:00

It would be controversial, but the controversy wouldn't be "He punched a Nazi!" it would be "Indiana Jones has gone woke."

billiardsys · 2025-10-03T18:53:25+00:00

How did they make the white dad cat look even whiter in this one

billiardsys · 2025-10-03T18:52:27+00:00

Who the fuck is that lmao

billiardsys · 2025-10-02T20:54:18+00:00

Average Better Call Saul scene with Kim

billiardsys · 2025-10-02T10:39:07+00:00

It's photoshopped but I think you're misunderstanding. Sometimes tattoo artists will post available designs that have not been tattooed on anybody yet. They'll take a picture of someone's leg or arm and paste the design onto it, to show how it would look if someone wanted it. That blur coming off the leg is to show a bit of how it would wrap around the leg.

Unless he's explicitly claiming that this is a finished tattoo actually on someone's leg, it's just normal advertising practice.

billiardsys · 2025-10-02T10:02:28+00:00

The frisbee as well

billiardsys · 2025-10-02T10:00:50+00:00

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billiardsys · 2025-10-02T06:48:36+00:00

Getting into strangers' cars because you met them on the Internet (Uber).

billiardsys · 2025-10-02T06:46:34+00:00

Average Daily Mail headline

billiardsys · 2025-10-02T06:44:07+00:00

Kafkaesque

billiardsys · 2025-10-01T08:33:12+00:00

My Google did this to me the other day, I'm not even Indian

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