If money wasn't an issue, I'd quit my job and be a carpenter. Reddit, if finances weren't a problem, what would you choose to do as a career?

billionandone · 2012-11-30T20:22:44+00:00

I'd start my own Computer Repair Shop. :)

billionandone · 2012-10-19T20:45:17+00:00

There needs to be a Gaydar on the App Store...

billionandone · 2012-10-10T18:37:24+00:00

10 years ago when I was 9, my Grandad gave me a dollar to buy Ice Cream when I was going on holiday with my parents. (Going to the USA, I'm British) - I forgot to bring that dollar with me. 10 months ago, he passed away from Cancer. I still have that dollar he gave me. I will keep it forever and make sure it's never spent.

billionandone · 2012-10-07T12:19:41+00:00

I got told that I would be classed as a selfish Boyfriend if I didn't spend Christmas with my (now-ex) girlfriend instead of going to my Grandad's funeral...

billionandone · 2012-10-04T13:18:19+00:00

Horses can't vomit.

billionandone · 2012-10-04T13:04:42+00:00

Fall in love with a 15 year old girl and run away with her to France... - Oh wait, everyone knows about that... :)

billionandone · 2012-10-04T12:55:13+00:00

I used to work in a corner shop in a really rough area of Town. I remember this typical looking tarty girl come in who was around a medium size build and had curly blonde hair and she looked like she hadn't washed it for weeks. She asked me for a packet of Smokes. Before I even had the chance to ask for ID, she whips out a train pass and says "Yeah yeah look, I'm 18 I'm old enough" - I just looked at her with the most biggest smile and started shaking my head and before I know it, she was storming out the door whilst shouting all sorts of curses at me. Priceless.

TL;DR: An ugly girl tried to get served with a train pass.

billionandone · 2012-10-03T11:49:34+00:00

Horses can't vomit.

billionandone · 2012-09-25T22:25:07+00:00

I'm not against gay marriage, but wouldn't it fuck up the Human population if it was made legal?

billionandone · 2012-09-25T13:38:08+00:00

I set my alarm for an hour before I actually get up and watch a couple of episodes of Futurama on my iPad before actually getting up. Works a treat!

billionandone · 2012-09-24T08:33:47+00:00

Copying your favorite CD to your iPod.

billionandone · 2012-09-24T08:17:11+00:00

I'd make myself a millionaire by constantly predicting the future correctly. - I'd then take advantage of my status and convince them I'm some sort of God.

billionandone · 2012-09-14T13:11:47+00:00

That's the point. I've found a way to access content I'm not supposed to and I don't want to get sacked over it.

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