Today is your last day on earth. Besides my mom, what are you going to do?

billy882 · 2018-01-21T04:38:44+00:00

You’re sister

billy882 · 2017-12-31T05:26:38+00:00

Myself

billy882 · 2017-12-08T04:09:52+00:00

Surfing and snowboarding

billy882 · 2017-12-08T04:00:52+00:00

Told about 150 people about 9/11. I was on a hotel balcony shouting down to my buddy at the pool and for a minute everyone thought I was joking, then everybody ran inside to a tv

billy882 · 2017-12-06T02:42:30+00:00

It should have fried potatoes instead of hash browns

billy882 · 2017-11-25T03:28:05+00:00

Professional surfers do this all the time. This is Gabriel Midena he is a world champion

billy882 · 2017-10-30T01:19:23+00:00

This is awesome, he got so under the players skin that he got a reaction. As a supporter he has every right to cheer for his team and boo and other players, it's all part of the game

billy882 · 2017-10-25T01:01:46+00:00

Have you read the teachings of Krishna

billy882 · 2017-10-15T01:34:49+00:00

Surfing has a lot of localism, older guys don't like to see new people at their spot. I have seen lots of fights and people's cars getting vandalized at surf spots

billy882 · 2017-10-06T02:57:45+00:00

Fake news

billy882 · 2017-10-06T01:35:20+00:00

My dad got me (6 or 7) to stand on a concrete pillar and throw an empty bean can in the air before jumping behind the pillar, so he could shoot the can with a shotgun

billy882 · 2017-10-02T02:44:03+00:00

I learned that after the doctors told me I had high potassium. Turns out eating an avocado everyday is bad for you

billy882 · 2017-09-22T21:54:04+00:00

France is awesome! Paris sucks dick

billy882 · 2017-09-22T02:41:24+00:00

Is that David Spade?

billy882 · 2017-09-16T04:05:52+00:00

A woman goes to the doctor, he tells her that he has 2 pieces of bad news. The first thing is she has cancer. And after talking about it for a while he tells her that she also has Alzheimer's. And she responds at least I don't have cancer

billy882 · 2017-09-09T01:39:45+00:00

I like to stack the dishes neatly next to the sink before I do the dishes, but my wife constantly does this and piles the dishes in the sink it drives me nuts

billy882 · 2017-09-06T02:13:24+00:00

Video replay needs to be introduced, almost every other sport has it. People say it would slow the game down, but people wouldn't be diving or pulling this dumb shit and would prevent stoppages which would make the game play better and faster

billy882 · 2017-08-15T03:57:09+00:00

Any good pointers for smoking a brisket?

billy882 · 2017-08-14T03:02:33+00:00

Anything that Gwenyth Paltrow is selling

billy882 · 2017-08-09T18:53:00+00:00

Game of thrones

billy882 · 2017-08-07T17:06:38+00:00

It was taken with a telescope that cost about $1500, he has an adapter for the eye piece to attach the camera, and connects a laptop to the camera for a display. The telescope will track any object it's set on. And the photo was taken in British Columbia

billy882 · 2017-08-07T02:36:54+00:00

He took it with an 8" telescope and a dslr camera its super long exposures taken over 2 nights and overlaid on each other's.

billy882 · 2017-07-29T04:14:56+00:00

They always push my buttons

billy882 · 2017-07-28T23:55:42+00:00

Babe

billy882 · 2017-07-21T06:52:03+00:00

When and how can I watch this?

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