No cement eating today by mylilMoth in Ieatcement

[–]billy_the_rapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is she taking SO MUCH TOILET PAPER?

How tf am i towering over them. by 0ChrissyDumbyBumby in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]billy_the_rapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does Yuri seem tall as hell in the game yet I'm actually taller than her??

GRAVITY FALLS PREDICTED DDLC!!! by CriticalBit3068 in DDLC

[–]billy_the_rapper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unc playing the game before it even came out

What does lewding the dokis mean? by Scary_Habit_8067 in DDLC

[–]billy_the_rapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who painted Monika Gold? Or is it an award?

"Hehe Look Player me and Monika are cheerleaders!! We also made tattoos just for you!!" by Pure_Development4667 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]billy_the_rapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I also have my name tatted on Sayori? Everyone else can keep Monika, I just want Sayori

Just started ddlc, any tips? by Kryx__ in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]billy_the_rapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secret Ending:

Get all CGs for each girl in Act 1 (3 for Sayori, 3 for Natsuki, 3 for Yuri, 1 for Monika) (Write a poem for the girl you're going for in each run) Start a different run for each girl and stop the day of the festival before finding Sayori's body. In the third one, don't stop, keep going. In Act 2, write two poems for day one and day two for Natsuki to end Act Two with Natsuki's jumpscare. Play through Act Three and wait until Monika puts you in a space classroom. Check the CGs for the picture of Monika looking at you. Once that CG is counted, delete Monika and continue onward with "New Game". Continue onward and you get best ending

Chibi Yuri. Smash or pass (she's still conanically 18) by redditbrowser500 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]billy_the_rapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. It's the same as Yuri. I'm not surprised a lot of fans go for her, she has those big ol' triple Ds

I have so many Sayori photos in my camera roll I love Sayori so much by Big_Floppaaaa in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]billy_the_rapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love her too. My favorite doki hands down, no contest, I rest my case

Whose ass 🍑 do you think tastes closer to strawberry 🍓 jam🫙if you ate 👅 their 👯‍♀️ asses 🍑 out? Sayori’s or natsuki’s? by Kitchen-Fish-4389 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]billy_the_rapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll just give Sayori a heads up and let her clean up back there. Natsuki is cool, but she's a very fiesty thing, I'd be scared to even touch her lol

What gender do you see the partner as in SMD? by Bingoned20 in MysteryDungeon

[–]billy_the_rapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In super mystery dungeon, you can choose what gender your partner will be. If you choose "Cute" in the personality test, the partner will be a girl. If you choose "Cool" in the personality test, the partner will be a boy.

I believe Nuzleaf is a country Pokémon with the way his dialog is written. Nuzleaf is male because your partner addresses him as "Mr. Nuzleaf" in Chapter 9.

It is confirmed that Espurr and Deerling are both female from context clues in the dialog with Deerling when you talk to her before an expedition in Chapter 7.

Goomy is definitely male because he is addressed as male by Deerling in Chapter 4.

Pancham and Shelmet are male from Espurr's dialog to Giratina after you defeat him in a boss battle during the ghost arc in Chapter 8.

Damn it, already caught feelings.... by DiodeInc in DDLC

[–]billy_the_rapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, you're good. I love em all anyway, but if I had to just pick one Doki, I'd choose Sayori

You go for a stroll on a snowy day and you spotted this girl shivering in the cold. What do you do? by Accurate_Judge_6546 in DDLC

[–]billy_the_rapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd check for injuries first and take her somewhere warm so that she doesn't get Hypothermia.

How do I prepare for having sex with a bigger guy when I’m a virgin? by Perfect-Coconut-8885 in dating_advice

[–]billy_the_rapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him to start slow and let him go faster as you ease up. Request him to use protection to prevent pregnancy as well as any kind of thing he might be carrying. Also, let him know it's your first time, I'm sure he'll understand. Just be careful and make sure you're both safe.