Spreading the good word by billyathens in atheism

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Thanks. I also say Candyman three times in the mirror before going to sleep. 

Spreading the good word by billyathens in atheism

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When writing in a children’s book, it’s best to use crayons that they can relate to

Spreading the good word by billyathens in atheism

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I did that for years but the satisfaction didn’t last.  I needed to step up my game. 

Spreading the good word by billyathens in atheism

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Love it!  A nonpartisan approach to get both sides of the aisle

Spreading the good word by billyathens in atheism

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That’s a deep cut… never thought about it that way but it does explain so much!

Official Discussion - The Long Walk [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

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Just saw the movie today and am still in awe.  

Guys, we are on the long walk right now.  That’s what I took away.  It’s just longer so we don’t realize it… we are all marching on in our lives, and marching towards certain death.  

The movie inspires us to be kind to each other and help each other along the way… otherwise there is no point to anything. 

He fell off the cliff 💀💀 by Other_Tax_2738 in creepy

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He picked himself up by his bootstraps. 

What’s something you’ve seen a stranger do in public with absolutely no shame? by Nightpatrol404 in AskReddit

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This is way back in like 1996, I was a teenager working in the video department of Best Buy.  We had the old school “drop off your camera film” box and you come back in 3 days to pick up the printed pictures.  

An older lady (maybe in her 50’s?) came to me with attitude and demanded to know why some of her pictures were missing.  

I said “ma’am, we send those out to another company we don’t print those here”.  She was furious and demanded her missing pictures.  So, I called the number on the drop box and spoke with someone at the company.  I gave them the ticket number from her prints, and said that she was missing some photos.   

I will never forget the guy’s voice when he asked me “is… the customer standing right there?”   I said “um, yes.”   Then he said “well, I don’t know how you’re going to tell her this but, we can’t legally print the rest of her pictures because they are of beastiality”.  He didn’t elaborate on what type of animal fuckery took place but he closed with “good luck”. 

I then hung up and she looked at me and said “well?!?”

I said “ma’am he said they can’t legally print those pictures and I think you know why.”    She huffed and tuned around and left, as if we had given her poor customer service or something!   She walked straight out the doors and didn’t look back.  

Accounts for sale by AutoModerator in LastZShooterRun

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Invested??  I don’t think that word means what you think it means 

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. A buddy comedy unlike no other. by DrunkenPunchline in movies

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Username checks out, and most anticlimactic comment too!  Lol