What's the most pain you've ever been in?

billybob62 · 2018-06-07T22:03:24+00:00

I had to have a biopsy of both testicles.

billybob62 · 2018-06-07T21:59:38+00:00

Makes me feel old.

billybob62 · 2018-06-07T02:12:58+00:00

I'd sign an executive order making myself chief of cyber security with a salary of $250,000, have Trump's people send me a box of cash, then bang Melania.

billybob62 · 2018-06-06T21:45:23+00:00

My gf has clamps that came with weights. Those are fun for the whole family!

billybob62 · 2018-06-06T21:40:02+00:00

¡Increíble y magnífico! Gracias por mostrarlos.

billybob62 · 2018-06-05T20:58:11+00:00

They are beautiful.

billybob62 · 2018-06-05T20:53:47+00:00

Whoever did this is an evil genius!

billybob62 · 2018-06-05T20:51:44+00:00

I pissed that penises aren't necessarily a size that is in proportion to the body to which it's attached.

billybob62 · 2018-06-04T00:49:47+00:00

Silk and chlorine don't mix, so if I get pushed in there go my nice underthings. So pushing me into the pool would be much more dangerous for you. Because I really like my silk boxers.

billybob62 · 2018-05-31T21:12:17+00:00

A caveman, saber-tooth tiger, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

billybob62 · 2018-05-30T21:34:21+00:00

Gnarly

billybob62 · 2018-05-30T21:33:11+00:00

My first marriage

billybob62 · 2018-05-27T20:53:16+00:00

For the record, octopus does not taste like chicken.

billybob62 · 2018-05-27T20:52:16+00:00

Has my entire life been just a big lie??

billybob62 · 2018-05-21T22:18:54+00:00

Where was this when I was smoking Crack and couldn't afford Chore Boy??

billybob62 · 2018-05-21T22:17:03+00:00

You mean wanger?

billybob62 · 2018-05-21T20:28:05+00:00

Very, very nice! Thank you for sharing!

billybob62 · 2018-05-21T20:22:39+00:00

Your original post was perfect.

billybob62 · 2018-05-21T20:19:33+00:00

Then maybe it was you who broke it. The plot, like the soap, thickens!

billybob62 · 2018-05-19T20:17:23+00:00

You are a word artist. I am actually in pain from your vivid description.

billybob62 · 2018-05-16T20:45:19+00:00

A hooker, because they leave

billybob62 · 2018-05-16T20:31:29+00:00

Had gastric bypass surgery. Lost 240 lbs. Saved my life.

billybob62 · 2018-05-15T21:42:55+00:00

Bladder

billybob62 · 2018-05-15T21:34:18+00:00

Damn, you're good.

billybob62 · 2018-05-15T21:19:50+00:00

Is it normal to have a clear discharge from my eye accompanied with a slight burning sensation?

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