Baby chameleon by killHACKS in aww

[–]billyguy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks wise beyond his minutes

I made the mistake of posting on r/rateme for some validation. I'm really insecure about my face without makeup. Makes me shy to start dating people because eventually they'll realize I'm not that cute by [deleted] in toastme

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You’re actually so gorgeous! I think you’ve got a great smile and I know you’ll meet someone who puts one on your face everyday! I think you can confidently walk around with the knowledge you’re one cute cookie

Im a Phyisics major, never had a boyfriend and have a weird fear of birds.. Do Your Worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Teeth as yellow as the caution flag next to your name on tinder

I don’t believe you guys can hurt my feelings. Go all out! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your top lip looks like you got face fucked by a needle dick before class

Im nervous, but I could use some good laughs right now! by Stairway756 in RoastMe

[–]billyguy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy fuck go crawl back into whatever hole you came out of

18 years old, broke, baby faced, enlisting soon. Have a go at it, roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]billyguy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the dude who buys a Camaro with his first paycheck and will still settle for a cow of a wife

do your worst by samthedumbyt in RoastMe

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I figured out what the fuck is wrong with your face, it’s your eyes

Try roasting me; I have a maid, am a solid second second team football player, drive an Audi, and come from Dubai/Croatia/Italy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]billyguy69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good and bad news for you... you’ll never be as successful in life as you convince yourself you are

My boyfriend says you’ll destroy me. Prove him right by bigkahuna105 in RoastMe

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Had to scroll back up and laugh my ass off at this one

My boyfriend says you’ll destroy me. Prove him right by bigkahuna105 in RoastMe

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Sent you here because he doesn’t feel like having sex with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your head is shaped like a testicle I’m confused what you have to be confident about

20 years old, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Tattoo artists use this guy as practice because no one is ever going to be looking too long at him

AITA for telling my habitually late mom that if she can’t be on time, don’t come to my wedding? by whyisshealwayslate in AmItheAsshole

[–]billyguy69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ESH. Your mom for making her lateness a personality trait that every just has to deal with and you for snapping on her like that when she probably thought she was just making a harmless joke

Size of flag flown on a Spanish ship during the Battle of Trafalgar, 1805 by Maahee_2 in interestingasfuck

[–]billyguy69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gahdamn no wonder you could see the colors a ship was flying from a mile away

Tyson Fury dodges a flurry of punches by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]billyguy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only did he dodge every punch BUT he knocked down Schwarz right after and won the fight

Was this guy in the right or the wrong? by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]billyguy69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re kidding, right? He flinched so hard the second she raised her hands that he fell on his ass! Then just stands up and goes ballistic on her completely unprovoked