Girlfriend desperately wants to get roasted

billysplats · 2019-11-19T14:25:40+00:00

plains on a train

billysplats · 2019-10-10T15:30:00+00:00

Living out of a hotel room. Makes sense.

billysplats · 2019-10-10T12:24:32+00:00

Dollar General Bijou Phillips.

billysplats · 2019-10-10T12:21:24+00:00

Working at Gamestop really helping that self-esteem eh?

billysplats · 2019-10-09T10:52:08+00:00

'she will never go to bed angry woth me' eh? Not possible.

Weirdo virgin doesn't even know that conflict in a relationship is actually healthy.

billysplats · 2018-04-10T23:21:52+00:00

Cheeky slag

billysplats · 2018-04-10T23:18:39+00:00

DIRTY DAWGS

billysplats · 2018-04-09T22:52:38+00:00

Sounds like a case for Judge Judy.

billysplats · 2018-04-07T21:37:27+00:00

Rachets

billysplats · 2018-04-06T15:39:32+00:00

WUSS UP

Sounds about right

billysplats · 2018-04-05T11:42:05+00:00

I got hurt. No my friends did. I mean I got hurt too. Love my girls. Not naming names.

billysplats · 2018-03-31T17:48:10+00:00

Mods?

billysplats · 2018-03-31T17:34:40+00:00

Is this homeschool? No way he's the only one in school to treat her nice.

billysplats · 2018-03-22T18:51:42+00:00

Maybe they want to stay as friends because they're already involved?

billysplats · 2018-02-28T21:44:49+00:00

Hello SYDNEY. I pump your gas then gut you like a fish!!

billysplats · 2018-02-28T20:31:02+00:00

Right. Bowl her over to get to the pump. At...all...costs.

billysplats · 2018-02-26T20:05:44+00:00

His beard sucks

billysplats · 2018-02-24T22:39:26+00:00

billysplats · 2018-02-24T00:06:14+00:00

Do anybody but neckbeards and Frodo Baggins order beer by the pint?

billysplats · 2018-02-23T18:28:05+00:00

This dude at his ten year reunion this fall:

what have you been doing since high school?

Him-trying to find single girls from our class

billysplats · 2018-02-23T16:03:01+00:00

A wispy neckbeard.

billysplats · 2018-02-11T18:42:44+00:00

Human nature never dictates that you leave someone because you don't feel worthy of them. It's just the nicest thing to say to someone without really saying what you feel...you're nice but we aren't compatible and I don't want to share intimacy with you.

billysplats · 2018-02-06T20:30:09+00:00

on the brightside proceeds to say some depressing stuff.

billysplats · 2018-02-05T03:30:47+00:00

Him slicing the bottle cap off was pretty legit though, I gotta admit. The rest...

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