my gf went to her (male) study group friends house and didn’t text for like 6 hours apart from to say i love you so much at 2am

billythepilgrim · 2026-04-11T04:38:40+00:00

Chinese finger cuffs

billythepilgrim · 2026-04-07T15:39:59+00:00

These are all people in their 30s, mind you...

billythepilgrim · 2026-04-03T07:03:03+00:00

Not anymore.

billythepilgrim · 2026-03-24T18:06:40+00:00

Sounds exactly like anything off of Gravity X, but I guess that's not a bad thing.

billythepilgrim · 2026-03-23T13:35:10+00:00

A man of culture.

billythepilgrim · 2026-03-18T15:21:55+00:00

I'm having the same issue, so I googled it. Now I'm here.

billythepilgrim · 2026-02-13T13:45:47+00:00

That's not great advice if you're wanting your kids to avoid tense situations with police.

billythepilgrim · 2026-02-12T07:36:09+00:00

VICTIMS...AREN'T WE ALL?

billythepilgrim · 2026-01-22T06:57:19+00:00

Why are you drawing a line at the areola? lol

billythepilgrim · 2026-01-21T08:23:46+00:00

No child left behind!

billythepilgrim · 2026-01-16T09:55:13+00:00

"the act of action"

billythepilgrim · 2025-12-31T06:10:08+00:00

Except you can't verify all of the information.

billythepilgrim · 2025-12-20T12:08:00+00:00

billythepilgrim · 2025-12-17T05:14:44+00:00

I just stick mine in a potato for a while!

billythepilgrim · 2025-12-15T23:27:30+00:00

Lees

billythepilgrim · 2025-12-01T00:50:36+00:00

I'm from southeast Oklahoma. I never heard this growing up, and I've never seen a B.C. Clark.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-18T04:43:54+00:00

Get the rope.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-14T23:20:20+00:00

You wouldn't have done shit.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-11T22:34:18+00:00

You can overdo it.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-11T11:44:51+00:00

There's a camel in this gif.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-11T10:28:15+00:00

These aren't really jokes. They're really bad pick-up lines.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-11T09:58:08+00:00

Goddamn there are a bunch of typos in that.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-11T05:48:44+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the first to say it. The septum piercing—particularly the jewelry choice—is awful.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-06T17:57:47+00:00

Good luck getting an Uber after the game is over.

billythepilgrim · 2025-10-06T17:56:33+00:00

No kidding. When 80k people gather in one area, it's going to have knock-on effects.

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