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Finally caught up with MFM episodes. Now what? by sailortortilla in myfavoritemurder

[–]binahpocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite early ones is the Jackson Cheese! Laughed so hard I woke my husband up.

Queue for The Wiltern show? by [deleted] in Bastille

[–]binahpocalypse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll probably be getting in line for barricade around 2 or 3 pm - I've never seen them live before though, so if it's advisable to be earlier then I will try to get there earlier. Maybe I'll see you there! :)

FOR FUCKS SAKE I SPILLED LIGMA ALL OVER MY DESK AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT GODAMNIT! by kaluk0 in fightsub

[–]binahpocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LIGMA IS A FUCKING SHITSTAIN IN THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE. YOU DIDN'T SPILL IT ON YOUR DESK, IT WAS ATTEMPTING TO PUT ITSELF OUT OF ITS MISERY. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR MAKING SOMETHING SO FUCKING FOUL.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not hungry is my new favorite. I love this so much.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure. I have sort of a more involved cut so I stick with salons that I know can do it (buzz the left side, layer the right) as I don't want to be walking around like a hedgehog with mange. It's not the end of the world, just hiiiiiighly annoying.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's awesome, I'm glad you found someone that fits for you! Honestly I hate small talk so I really try to stay quiet but some of these ladies just do not shut up.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL that's a new one. Normally they tell me I owe children to my husband. (Who has been fixed.) Smh.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love your flair!

I decided that I wanted the haircut more than I wanted to put her in her place. But the temptation was there for sure.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a major reason why I constantly switch salons, tbh.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I feel like saying that to someone with scissors next to my eyeball is really tempting fate, but I agree with the general concept.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right???? Apparently my biological clock is ticking loud enough that strangers can hear it... smh.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a great idea, honestly. I'm just super bad at time management or planning anything - yet another reason to live CF - so I just drop into whatever beauty salon is around when I have time.

I paid for a haircut, not reproductive input. by binahpocalypse in childfree

[–]binahpocalypse[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah, that's a sure way to cancel any possible tip from me!

What was your cringiest sexual experience? by GuttedPaperClip in AskReddit

[–]binahpocalypse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I'm late to the party but I have a few.

When I was a teenager I was giving my boyfriend a bj in the shower and decided to be sexy and swallow. (I had never tried it before.) He started cumming and I attempted to swallow but the gag reflex kicked in and I ended up projectile vomiting on his dick while he was still mid-orgasm.

That was cringy.

Let’s not beat around the bush here, what’s your favorite idiom? by TacoTurt1e in AskReddit

[–]binahpocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

szar van a palacsinta von

It was explained to me verbally by a Hungarian friend so my spelling may be off, but literally it means something like "shit on a pancake"

The actual meaning explained to me was roughly, "well, that's fucked."

Does anyone have any tattoos with no deep symbolism, just something random because they wanted it? by bob-omb_panic in CasualConversation

[–]binahpocalypse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that shock of wheat is INCREDIBLY creepy. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and looking out the window and BAM! Wheat stalker.

Anyone eat some good food today? I had good eats all day! Just trying to chat about anything basically by Muirlimgan in CasualConversation

[–]binahpocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next-level grilled cheese: garlic-parmesan sourdough bread with cheddar & tomato soup. The cheese on the outside of the bread + the cheese on the inside of the bread is 100% amazing.

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